A/N
if any of my fellow Mapletown Maples are reading this, please comment, or message me. id like to know how many people I know in real life read these. keep in mind that if you say I have no life for writing these, you have no life for reading them.
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Halt has a new status update. You young people are crazy.
Will: Ha! You just called yourself old!
Halt: No, I am simply normal aged.
Gilan: Halt is old.
Halt: Am not!
Cora: Will you people stop? You're as bad as Melissa, Leigh Ann, and Isack.
Isack: Hey!
Austin: Well it's true.
Leigh Ann: Shut up Austin.
Will: Who are you people?
Cora: The Mapletown Marching/Concert Band. We're all mental.
Stephen: No we're not!
Melissa: Yes you are Stephen.
Elisa: I don't know these people.
Cassie: Neither do I.
Jacob: Yes you do.
Elisa and Cassie have logged off.
Gilan: This is strange.
Isack: Just a bit. Who are you people?
Cora: Well Isack, if you would read the Ranger's Apprentice books instead of THREATENING TO THROW THEM AT MY FACE you would know that Halt is the most famous ranger in Arulen, Gilan was his first apprentice, and Will is the main character, the ranger's apprentice.
Austin: I never threatened to throw the book at you, I actually did it.
Cora: Shut up you.
Chris: Wait, who is throwing what at who?
Melissa: Never mind Chris.
(inside joke)
Jacob: Sweet tea!
Austin: Red flag!
Isack: Blue flag!
Leigh Ann: Yellow flag!
Melissa: Rainbow flag!
Cora: Frisbee flag!
(end of inside joke)
Chris: Lol.
Halt: You're all mental.
Halt has logged off.
Austin: Hey look! Isack is finally as tall as the frisbee!
Isack: Hey!
Cora: Austin, remember our deal. No short jokes.
Stephen: Alright then, Chris, what was it like driving before road signs?
Chris: I don't remember.
Jacob: You're all insane.
Cora: So are you, Jake.
Stephen: Ok... Theresa.
Cora: Shut it Stephanie.
Gilan: You are a strange group of people.
Will: Very.
Cora: Yes we are. Thank you.
Jacob, Gilan, and Will have logged off.
Mr. Springer: Will you all get off your phones? We have a Christmas concert to put together.
Cora: Springer, if we were on our phones, we would break them. That's a lot of weight for such small objects.
Austin: Some of us would break them just by looking at them. *cough* Melissa *cough* Cora *cough* Isack *cough* Stephen *cough* Leigh Ann *cough* Chris *cough*
Cora: *cough* Austin *cough*
Mr. Springer: All of you should be practicing individually.
The rest of the band and Mr. Springer have logged off.
Horace: Well that was and interesting conversation.
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btw, thats how our band actually acts. short jokes, old jokes, smart aleck comments, insults, and getting off task. its quite hilarious.
-cora goforth, the tuba player of the band
"Without Music, Life Would be a Mistake. "
- Friedrich Nietzsche
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