Erak Starfollower has a new status update: Halt, throw Xander in a moat.
Halt: Why? What did he do this time?
Xander: Me?! He's the idiot!
Erak: At least I don't like gay boybands!
Xander: They aren't gay!
Erak: You are though!
Halt: SHUT UP YOU TWO!!!!
Horace: WHY ARE WE YELLING?
Xander: Erak thinks the Wanted are better than One Direction!
Erak: They are!
Halt: Erak, how do you even know of these people? You don't like that kind of music.
Erak: I have two daughters. Take a guess. At least the one moved in with her fiancé.
Cora Erak's daughter: I CAN READ THESE POSTS DAD!!
Missy Erak's daughter: Yeah, there's nothing wrong with the Wanted. Submit that man to the mental institution!
Stig: We don't have a mental institution...
Missy: Then we need one. And put me in there.
Cora: Me too!
Louis Tomlinson: What is going on?
Cora and Missy in sync: Oh god, now they're here too.
Tom Parker: Whoa, what is this argument about again?
Cora and Missy in sync again: Yay!!
Harry Styles: So, who's likes our music?
Xander: Me!!
Niall Horan: You're that creepy stalker dude.
Nathan Sykes: So, who likes our music?
Cora: Me!
Missy: Me!
Will Treaty: Me!
Gilan: Me!
Jenny: Me!
Alyss: Who are they?
Horace: I'm not the only one who is lost for once.
Jesper: I will probably regret this later since the two rules of a happy relationship are you have to sleep some time, and never tick of the cook, but I don't really like the style of either band. It's not my genre of music.
Cora: *Glares at Jesper*
Jesper: It's not that I don't like them, they're just not my favorite.
Cora: Uh-huh. Sure.
Halt: So there. That's resolved. Now good bye.
Xander: ☆ Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy 'till we see the sun
I know we only met but let's pretend it's love
And never, never, never stop for anyone
Tonight let's get some and live while we're young☆
Max George: My ears are bleeding!! Make it stop!!
Cora and Missy: ★ Turn the lights out now. Now I'll take you by the hand Hand you another drink Drink it if you can Can you spend a little time, Time is slipping away, Away from us so stay, Stay with me I can make, Make you glad you came★
Jay McGuiness: I like these girls.
Siva Kaneswaren: Me too.
Cora: I'm happily taken.
Missy: I'm not!
Stig: OH YES SHE MOST CERTAINLY IS!!
Missy: Since when? Wait... is that your way of proposing you idiot?
Stig: Umm... Meet me by the Heron in an hour.
Missy: You're gonna die.
Stig: B-but...
Missy: Not by me you daft dimbo! My father is sharpening his axe!!
Erak: I wasn't planning on using it on him!
Xander: ☆And we danced all night to the best song ever.
We knew every line. Now I can't remember
How it goes but I know that I won't forget her
'Cause we danced all night to the best song ever.☆
Liam Payne: Bloody hell he makes our song sound bad.
Hal: You do that yourselves!
Zayn Malik: Well I don't think that was very nice.
Cora and Missy: You're an apprentice, you're not ready to think.
Halt: You stole my lines!
Xander: ☆You don't know you're beautiful☆
Erak: That's it, he's dead.
In the distance, everyone, no matter how far away, heard the sound of Erak's fist colliding with Xander's head.
Cora: That didn't sound good.
Then everyone hears a crunch.
Erak: He tried to punch me and his hand broke.
Will: That sounds like something from Twilight.
Missy: That escalated quickly.
Jeff the Killer: Go to slip. (Thats what it sounds like in one of the game's Markiplier played.)
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