Tilt//Josh Dun fanfic

Chapt. 6

Josh's P.O.V

After class Tyler and Brendon introduced me to more of the funniest people alive.
Patrick Stump, and Jack Barakat.
Patrick was pretty short, had blondish/light brownish hair and wore big black rimmed glasses. Honestly all I think of when I hear his name is just a tree stump on the ground with his face on it.
Then there was Jack. Jack was taller than the rest of us and a more scruffy kinda guy. He had dark brown hair styled upwards like Brendon's with a streak of bright red in the middle. He had a bit of scruff on his chin like he hadn't shaved in about a week, and looked tired to the extent of, looking like he'll just collapse at any time.

"So Stump here is the gee-"
"Don't even. I'm not a geek I just have a higher IQ than you, Brendon."
Brendon raises an eyebrow and stares at Patrick. Patrick stares back with an annoyed look on his face.
Brendon finally breaks the silence.
"Yeah he's the geek." He laughs while patting him on the head.
Patrick rolls his eyes and mumbles some curses.

"Now jack here has probably a hangover everyday due to drinking a jillion gallons of booze every night."
Jack slowly raises his head from the coverage and safety from the light of his arms and sleepily nods towards my direction.
"Sup."
"Sup." I reply. I feel kinda bad for the guy, he looks miserable.
"Hell be fine in a couple of hours." Tyler laughs. "Let's go eat."

Walking into the cafeteria of my new school was kind of scary.
There seemed to be a billion people crammed together. It was even worse than his old school. At least he wasn't getting beat up here, yet.
We walked to the lunch line got our food and walked over to the table. The table was in the back left corner of the whole cafeteria, like how Tyler sits in all his classes. It was a smaller older table with etched in drawings and names

I want a tattoo of a baby cow on my calf. - Tyler
Are you mad or are you staring at me because my umbrella is more manly than yours?- Brendon
If you are what you eat, than I'm mostly cereal.- Patrick
GET A JOB!- Jack
I'm a dog person. -Jenna
Okay I like paint, bye.- Cassidy

All of these quotes made me crack up, but the one that caught my attention was Cassidy's. It was basic but I mean it still was funny. Cute. I wonder how she was doing.
"Ah, I see you've found our memorable quotes table," Brendon points out. "Go ahead, write one. I know this is the last year we will be here but still, your with us so, knock yourself out."
"Okay. I don't know what to write though."
"Just write whatever comes to mind, you could write cucumber or dunker farkle for all I care." He suggests through a stuffed mouth of pizza.

"Hmm.." I think for a little bit.
Than something comes to mind, it's dumb. But it's something.

Brendon looks over to see what I'm writing.

I stare at the words I etched into the table laughing with Brendon

I always imagined hell as basically earth but everybody wears those shoes that have toes built in.- Josh

"Alright man, now your officially apart of the team congrats." Brendon says while slapping my butt.
I turn over and look at him surprised.
"What was that for." I asked while trying not to suffocate from laughing.

"It's punishment for looking so fine." He says sarcastically.
"Spank me more daddy." I say while wiggling an eyebrow.
"Later baby boy." Brendon seductively stares.
"Gee get a room you two." Laughs Jack.
We all erupt into laughter.

Suddenly I hear Tylers chair screech against the floor and hear running foot steps towards the door.
I look up to see who he's running to, Jenna. Of course.
He almost knocks her over with such a force of a hug, a huge smile stretches across Jenna's face as Tyler lets go and kisses her deeply.
From behind Jenna, pops out Cas.

"Hey Jen I could potentially die from tripping a falling on my face so I need some assistance here."
Still kissing.
"HEY! IM CRIPPLED HELP ME!"
I start to laugh even harder than I was, this school is too funny.
"Okay calm down grumpy butt." Jenna says putting her hands up in defense.

Tyler and Jenna both help her walk to the table.
Staring at her was kind of nice. She was really pretty, and funny, and had a cute shy personality.
Wait Josh what are you doing you met this girl an hour and a half ago what're you doing.
Cas catches my gaze and smiles shyly.
Oh fuck she caught me staring, good job Josh you idiot. At least she smiled.
Awkwardly, I return a grin. Oh god that was terrible. I wonder if I have something in my teeth. Or I have pizza sauce all over my face.
Okay seriously what am I doing freaking out. Stop it.

"Oh hey Casper. You don't look so pale today, did you get sunburnt or are you just blushing from seeing this face." Brendon flutters his eyelashes.
"Oh shut up beebo." Cas replies, punching Brendon in the arm.
"I'm kidding I'm kidding, I know the reason behind you having more color." Brendon flashes a smirk towards me.

Cas starts to blush even more.
"Shut the hell up or I'll knock that huge forehead of yours into your skull."
"That's a gay insult."
"Your gay."
"Nah I think your gayer."
"Beebo let's face it, your the gayest of them all."
Brendon stops for a couple of seconds and kind of just spaces. He finally replies with,
"Okay true."
They both start bust out laughing.

"Gee don't even say hi to us?! I see how it is." Jack teases.
"Wow you don't look as hungover as you usually do."
Jack smiles as if he's proud of himself.
"I know I only drank a twelve pack of beer, two martinis, and three tequila shots. Aren't you proud?"
"Very. Well done my child." Cas laughs while patting him on the head than giving him a big hug right after.
Then Cas turns to Patrick.
"Hey nerd." She smirks. "I would hug you but your all the way across the table and I've done way too much limping to day so I'm just going to collapse in this chair."
"Hey lesbo." Pat replies while cracking up.
"Gee everyones calling me gay today." She laughs.

Then she turns to me and quietly says.
"Thanks for helping me earlier, guy with cool hair."
I start to laugh.
"It's no problem at all, your hairs pretty cool too."
She glances up at the spiky bangs sticking out in front of her eyesight, she shyly smiles and replies with a simple, quiet,
"Thank you."
"Well I presume you need help with getting food?" I ask.
"Oh shit right. I-" she starts to get out of her seat when I stop her.
"Okay woah woah no. You need to take it easy I'll get it for you."
"You really don't have to do that its oka-"
"No it's not, no buts and 'it's okays' your knees screwed up and I'm going to help you out. I'll be back."
"Oh uh okay thank you." She laughs quietly.
"It's the least I could do."

Hi hey so I put a picture of Cassidy in the place to put a picture (you get the idea.) I saw her on the Internet and I was just like woah okay she seems like she'd make an amazing character in a fanfic so there's that. Anyways I'll do an update tomorrow, so idk enjoy I guess?