James:
Dude, you were sooooo drunk last night!
Mark:
I wasn't THAT drunk
James:
You put on your mom's red shoes, grabbed your dog, and skipped around the house screaming
"We're off to see the wizard!!!"
Mark:
....seriously?
James:
Yeah, seriously
Mark:
...kill me now...
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AcakJust some funny text messages guaranteed to have you laughing!! Grab some popcorn and enjoy! All credit goes to their rightful authors
