Son:
Hey dad, can you lend me $50 for gas while I look for a job?
Dad:
Don't you have a job?
Son:
I got fired yesterday.
My boss told me I needed to leave my problems at the door when I came in.
Dad:
And??
Son:
I told him to go stand outside.
Dad:
Hahahahaha your mother is going to die when she hears this!
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