Arthur:
How are you feeling?
Alfred:
Dude, what happened last night?
I think my arm's broken, and my car is wrecked!!
Arthur:
Well...you were so drunk that you climbed to the top of your garage.
Then you started yelling,
"Nanananana BATMAN!!!"
Then jumped off and landed on your car.
Alfred:
And you didn't take me to the hospital?!
Arthur:
I was too busy laughing.
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DiversosJust some funny text messages guaranteed to have you laughing!! Grab some popcorn and enjoy! All credit goes to their rightful authors
