Joey:
Omg dude, you were so drunk last night!
Zack:
I couldn't have been that drunk
Joey:
You went on the roof and screamed
"I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD!!"
And then you passed out on the roof, rolled off and into the swimming pool.
Then, you jumped out and said
"I AM ARIEL!!"
Zack:
How many neighbors did I wake up?
And how many cop cars were there?
Joey:
Lots and three
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