My Minecraft Love Life (Team Crafted Fanfiction)

Adventure Series (part 1.5)

Emma's POV

I had gone to retrieve my stuff from the mine I was in. God damn skeletons. My Endermen shall KILL DEM ALL!

Did I mention I love Endermen?

Anyways, I was totally going to edit my video so that when I died, I would have the rage meme appear on my face cam. Thank God my stuff was still there, or else I would've decided to rage quit.

"Got my stuffs! Fucking skeleton." I said as I headed to the house Cora made.

"Welcome home! It's really crappy, I know." Cora said, sitting on the couch (once again, furniture mod).

"If this is crappy, I want to see your amazing."

Before the guys got home, I decorated our room (as in Adam and I), helped Cora look up recipes for food and make them, and lastly...

"I HAZ A POTATO!"

Yep.

"Dafuq?" Adam said as Jason and him came through the double doors.

"We made you some foodz." I said and gave them some sandwiches.

"These aren't in minecraft," said Jason curiously.

"Food mod."

"Can we eat budder?" Sky asks hopefully.

"Yesh, yesh you can." Cora says in a really horrible baby sympathy voice.

I smiled as Adam made a pouty face over Skype. "You're so cute when you're upset. For those of you watching, Adam is being-"

"An ass." Said Jason, WAAAAIT...

TrueMU was slain by SkythekidRS using BUDDAAAAAAAR!

"NO ONE KILLS MY BOYFRIEND!" And with that, Cora and Adam had a butter fight, hitting each other with the majestical ingot. "DICK!"

SkythekidRS was slain by owls_n_minecraft with REVENGE!

"...um...what now?" I said.

"Who ever wins the Minecraft butter slap tournament gets the top bedroom with their boyfriend." Said Cora, a devious grin on her face.

"Let the bitch, I mean, butter slap tournament BEGIN!"

SkythekidRS was shot by KitKatTheKid131

We fought for what seemed like minutes, when it was only seconds. Sweat on my forehead gleamed as I stared at the screen, into my opponent's pixely eyes.

And the blow came to her face.

"DAMN IT!" And I literally heard her get up and leave. I heard the doorbell and got it, while filming. The door opened to Cora, who tackled me and I squirmed to get away when she started tickling me!

"STAHP! PLZ! ADAAAMM!!" I could hear Adam still on Skype just sitting there laughing. "FUCK YOU ADAM!" Right as I said that, Jason came in and tackled Cora (DO NOT misinterpret that). I crawled away to my freedom muttering free meeeeee freeee meeeeeee!

Cora had flipped Jason of of her so that he was flattened on the hardwood floor. Jason pulled her forcefully onto him and she kissed him without a second thought. But me, being the amazing friend I am, ruined the moment.

"Gaaaaah! Get a room!" Cora takes her eyes off of Jason for once and stares daggers at me. If looks could kill.....

"Hey, Emma," Cora says sweetly.

"Yeah?"

"Go fuck Adam, we all know you want to." Cora had this mad look on her face, and Jason looked... well... Jason just looked scared.

"Do you see now that what your dating isn't a 20 year old girl, but a monster!" I say with fake tears forming in my eyes.

Before I knew it, Adam was behind me hugging me. "You know, if you really wanted...." Adam was being suggestive.

"NO!" I spin around so that I'm facing him and bitch, no, dick slap him!

"What the fuck was that for?" He honestly don't know. I reply by simply shaking my head.

I turn back around to find that Cora had made herself comfortable in Jason's lap, and that they had been watching us the whole time.

"What are you jerks looking at? Adam and I do less perverted stuff then you two." I retort. That actually made Cora and Jason blush. I stared smugly at their red faces until Adam spoke up.

"So, your not denying that you two... get up to stuff." Adam wiggles his eyebrows and makes me breakout into a fit of giggles. STUPID STUPID STUPID! I'm letting Adam bring out my inner prissy-bitch-side.

"What?! No!" Cora replies turning an even darker shade of red.

"Adam, stop. No, Cora and I haven't done anything like what you're suggesting." Jason has stopped blushing and is now cuddling a furious Cora.

"Let's just get back to the game." Cora mutters.

"Um, did any of you turn off your microphone?" I get a bunch of strange looks from everyone, but then Jason understands.

"WE JUST RECORDED EVERYTHING THAT JUST HAPPENED!" Jason says as he runs into my room so we can replay everything that just happened.


*after watching the footage*


"Oh dear Lord, help us all." Everything we said had been recorded, but in all honesty, IT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS!

"Memories were made today, memories." Adam says as he slinks him arm threw Cora's thinking it was me.

"WHAHT DA FUCK DUDE? YOU CHEATING ON ME FOR CORA?" I scream at Adam.

Jason has this look on his face as if to say Cora-I'm-suppose-to-be-the-only-man-in-your-life.

"Calm yourself children. I'm dating Jason, and I love only Jason." Jason gives Cora a quick kiss on the cheek as she says this. "And Adam thought that I was you, and that's why he did that." I guess Adam got the two of us confused with each other today because Cora was wearing my red beanie that I had let her borrow.

"Okay, fine. You're forgiven. But only if you take us all out for dinner tonight." I pout.

"Fine with me." Sky, gosh. He was infuriating. But I couldn't live without him.





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Sorry guys I have to go, I'll update ASAP, but for right now, Jason and I need to catch up on all that's happened within the three hours we've been apart. Yesh I know, I need a new social life, but don't we all?