Yes, they're stupid. They're meant to make you laugh.
Steve Rogers--Lieutenant 'Murica
Bucky Barnes--Summer Hippie
Sam Wilson--Pigeon
Clint Barton--Eagle Foot
Natasha Romanoff--Grey Spider
Tony Stark--Aluminum Guy
Thor--Pikachu
James Rhodes--Peace Device/Aluminum Lobster Back
Wanda Maximoff--Crimson Hag
Pietro Maximoff--Mercury
Bruce Banner--Bulk
Agent 13--Spy 42
Melinda May--Spy August
Skye--Mud
Leo Fitz/Jemma Simmons--Spaz/Simmers
Phil Coulson--Dill Coleslaw (it physically hurt to write that one)
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And Then I Wrote Marvel
FanfictionRandom Marvel stuff I've written because, dang it, I felt like it. I like to have a little fun with these things, so don't be surprised if they're a little strange. Requests are open. I've mostly just written about the Avengers, but I'm definitely w...
