Jace: Girl, you are the reason humanity created the middle finger.
Alec: I'm sorry, we can't hear you over your own ego.
Maguns: Sorry, you're the one in need of a plastic surgeon, not y/n, so go do humanity a favor, and go die in a hole.
Simon: At least y/n doesn't have to put on 25 pounds of makeup in the morning to look good!
Raphael: I think your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.
Sabastian: If you're cooler than y/n, wouldn't that make her hotter than you?
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FanfictionJace, Alec, Magnus, Simon, Sebastian, and Raphael. Hope you guys like it! Jem and Will added later.
