The Mortal Instruments/ Infernal Devices Preferences

Will, Lying... One Shot

Y/N walks into the house she lives in with Will in Idris, the moment Y/N walks up the stairs and into the hallway to go into the bedroom to find Will, Y/N hears some sound coming through the bathroom door that strongly resembles a demon being tortured to death.

Y/N bangs on the bathroom door, "Will what the crap, stop singing, you are absolutely, positively the most tone deaf person on earth!!! Only I can sing that song!!!"

Will starts to sing louder, "Let's not get selfish, did you really think I'd let you kill this chorus?"

Y/N starts yelling, "Let's get these teen hearts beating, Faster, faster!!! LET ME IN!!! So testosterone boys and harlequin girls will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?! I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch a better..." Y/N suddenly hears something crash in the bathroom.

"FUCK!" Will opens the door to the bathroom, stark naked, and smiles at you,"Than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie, you had me, girl, I was it, look past the sweat, a better love deserving of exchanging body heat in the passenger seat."

Y/N grabs Wills hands and rubs up right close to him, and starts to join in again, "No, no, no, you know it will always just be me!"

Then you both together start screaming at the top of your lungs, "Let's get those teen hearts beating faster, faster!!!" Suddenly you were both cut off by someone running up the stairs and into the hallway, you turn around and find Jem standing there holding a Seraph blade in his hands, and his hair sticking out everywhere.

"By the angle, what the hell is going on, from the noises that were coming out of your house, it sounded like a demon was being tortured!" Jem looked flustered, probably from sprinting across the road and running up the stairs, or from realizing that you and Will were in the middle of a very, about to be, sexual moment. Most likely the latter. "Umm, well I can now see that you two are actually just physically fine, so I'm going to go. Bye." Jem turned around, his ears turning a light pink, and ran away. You and Will take a look at each other and...

"So testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?!!!"

So that was my attempt at writing a Will Shot based on the song, Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off by P!ATD. Hope it wasn't too bad. 

Thanks to @The_Great_Bane for asking, and thanks to my friend at school for helping, she has a Wattpad, but she won't tell me what it is, so yeah. 

Love You Guys!!!