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Dear mom,
I have decided to enroll to Bowdoin, that's in Brunswick, that cute little place you made a speech at in Maine a few weeks ago? Yeah, I checked it out online and it really looks cool! I'm also enrolling in a few other schools, but I was just wanting to tell you that...
Sheila
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Dear Sheila,
What an amazing idea! That looked like a great school, beautiful campus! I'll pay for some of the college tuition if you pay some as well. Btw, I'm going to MOSCOW in a week!! MOSCOW!! Can you believe it? This thing is going international! I wish it was going to Tahiti though, Moscow's supposed to be cold right? Well, I guess I'll see you in a little bit if you want to come with us, if Rob will allow it.
Mom, mother, mommy, mum, Diana
PS: The wedding is taking place after all this is done next spring, so tell Rob to suck it!
Dear Ms. Diana Jackson,
I was wondering if you would like to make a speech in Washington D.C. I have yet to talk with the president, but I am sure she would love to see what you have in store. She has read all the articles concerning your "Modern Mrs. Clause" movement. I would like to hear a reply before Thursday, June 9th.
Yours,
Vice president Baily Murphy
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Dear Jonah,
OH MY GOD GUESS YOU JUST EMAILED ME!! THE VICE PRESIDENT!! HOLY MACKERAL JONAH SHE INVITED ME TO WASHINGTON DC AND I NEED TO EMAIL HER BACK BY THURSDAY! I NEED YOU HOME EARLY BECAUSE I NEED HELP MAKING A GOOD ENOUGH EMAIL FOR HER CAN YOU PLEASE COME HOME AS EARLY AS POSSIBLE? I KNOW I'M SICK AND YOU NEED TO BE AT THE FACTORY BUT THIS IS MAJOR!!!
Diana
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Dear Diana,
Got your email, slow down there. I hear you, but this could be a scam, let me read the address it was sent from before you send any emails back, k?
All yours,
Jonah
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Dear Jonah,
Waiting for you, you didn't say when you were coming home... SOON.
All yours,
Diana
Dear Diana,
Coming home right now, hold your horses.
All yours,
Jonah
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The Modern Mrs. Claus
HumorDid you know that there are approximately 2 billion children in the world, and about half are in poverty? When I heard this, I decided to take action, so on December 31st 2011, I did. Diana is a dreamer, she dreams all day. But one day, on December...
