Mission Log: A Couple's Getaway

A slimy Todd, a red headed flirt and a chicken

30 November 12:16

Aboard the eye

Robin's P.o.v.

What turned a beautiful day at the pool to a nightmare? I'll tell you, my new nemisis Todd. The spray tanned supervisor of the newly weds (like they signed up for some sort of day care) couldn't keep his eyes of my girlfriend, or at least pretent girlfriend. Still, it was rude. All morning I had to hear him talking about all his amazing adventures aboard the Eye. Zatanna couldn't keep her eyes of him. Was he really that handsome? I mean, I know my pale upperbody and dark sunglasses weren't the hottest thing in the world but am I really that invisible to her? Calm down Dick, I think. I'm not doing this 'Am-I-good-enough' thing. Think of Batman's training.. unfortunately he never mentioned what to do when the girl you liked is being hit on by a taller and (probably) hotter guy...

"Robin? Hello?" Zatanna asked bringing me back to this fantastic reality. She stood next to me slowly waving her hand in front of my face with a smile. That's when I realized what I was staring at (without really knowing): Another girls behind, or how others Might call it, her ass. I felt my cheeks burning. I quickly looked away and looked at Zatanna. She had a smile on her face, but I wasn't sure if it was a genuine one. She wore a basic black sports bikini. She was already a bit tanned with white spots around her eyes. She probably forgot to take off her sunglasses, I thought. Her cheeks turned red as I stared at her longer, until an long muscular was wrapped around her neck.

"Hey, Robin right?" I looked up at no other than Todd. I guess he had break from his babysitting job. Again. Why even pay the guy when he's never around?

"Yeah, what's wrong?" I asked him in an angered tone.

"Mind if I take this lovely creature on a tour around the ship. I promise she'll be back before midnight," He said with a wink. I looked at Zatanna who clearly looked amused by the Guy's arm around her. Could it be that I was fading from existence, because she clearly looked like I wasn't even there.

"Sure, I'm not her boss. Just her Boyfriend," I said implying the boyfriend part, though I wasn't sure if I was warning Todd or reminding Zatanna. He smiled and scooped her into his arms. She laughed and waved a goodbye towards me. I watched them until they'd disappeared from my sight. What a wonderful vacation.

'Rob you need to help me catch that chick-," I heard Wally's voice suddenly yell in my head. M'gann had finally enstablised the telepathic link between us, yesterday. So after hearing a review of everything that was so horrible wrong me to put Wally and Artemis in the newly-wed program I got used to his voice screaming in my head.

'Wally's what's wrong now? We should only use this line in case of an emerency not be look out for you every time you spot a hot girl'  I answered calmly. 'And aren't you supposed be with your wife instead of chasing after some girl'

'No Robin he meant the Chicken!' I heard Artemis yelling in my head.

'What chicken?' M'gann asked curiously. Then, out of nowhere, I saw a chicken attack a woman at the south part of the pool. I jumped up.

'Wally what on earth did you do?'

Zatanna's P.o.v.

I had no idea that one comment on his shorts would've caused all this. And I only said it so he would move because he was blocking my sun. Yet here I was in Todd's arms while he carried me over the deck. He kept smiling at me and making up 'cute' nicknames. After hearing hotness for the seventh time I sort of started blocking him out. I couldn't help but think of Robin. He had looked so angered when Todd asked him to take me on a special 'private' tour. I wanted to refuse but I just didn't know how. On the other hand Robin was rather intrested in that other girl's ass. He'd been looking at it shamelessly for ten minutes! Ten minutes! Maybe he wasn't such a 'goodboy' after all..  more like a player. Not that I ever met any of his girlfriends but with his handsome features, I'm sure that getting girls wasn't such an issue for him. I mean, he had abs from this ship to Tokio, a dazzling smile and a handsome face, though that annoying pair of sunglasses covered half of it. So now I'm stuck with Mister googly eyes.