I'm not superstitious but my friend really is, so it can't hurt right? :)
"Light!" You scream. You're in the front of the school and spot Light about to go in. You run to him and tackle him to the ground.
"Ow! You got dirt on my suit, messed up my hair, and got all the fan girls jealous of you!"
"Haha! That's hilarious! I'm so not sorry! Bwahahahaha!" You laugh and get off him, while he' gets up and is trying to fix his hair. What a perfectionist.
"Anyway, what?"
"Hm? I can't talk to you on to way to school? We still have 15 minutes left."
"I don't wanna be seen with a ten year old."
"Hmph! I'm a ten year old in your grade, Light."
"Light? Since when did I give you permission to call you by my first name without honorifics?"
"What should I call you? Mr. Perfectionist? Mr. Pedophilia? No, no, I'm-a-gay! Perfect!" You exclaim.
"What? Your gay?" He asks, confused.
"No, your gay. Your name backwards in English identifies you as a homosexual, Light."
"I'm not gay! You said this in class too! Don't embarrass me any farther!" He insists.
You purposely say this a little louder while there's still a lot of people in the vicinity: "Then what about all the gay porn in your closet, Light? There's like 100 DVD disks, not including how much you downloaded on your compu-" Light muffled you with his left hand and drags you inside the school while insisting to Rubin staring at him that it's not true. You shake off his grip while his face is fuming red.
"Hey your face is red! Your blushing cuz it's true!"
"No, I'm fuming mad that you dare say those lies in front of all my classmates, you-" he starts chanting a bunch of curse words and profanities, which you laughed at each one. The teacher comes by and hands Loght a detention slip. That's the story of how Light got his first detention.
Later, though, you treated Light to some food so he wouldn't get so mad. Thankfully he forgave you.
***
The same year:
"Hey, (Y/N), check out my new friends!" Light comes to you with a guy on his right side an a girl on his left side, both with black hair and in their school uniforms.
"What do you mean, check them out?" You queried.
"Heh heh, sorry guys, she's just inappropriate like that." Light told his new friends.
"That's fine," the guy says. "Let's go to the karaoke! (L/N) can come too, the more the merrier!"
"Sure," you agree, even though you know your terrible at singing (admit it. Jk, reader-chan sings great! Though (Y/N)-chan is kinda...). As you guys were walking, you meet more people who want to join.
"Are you sure about this, Light?" You whisper to him in the crowd of middle schoolers. "You don't really like parties."
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Not Friends [Near x reader]
FanfictionIn which you have a ridiculous backstory and Near doesn't consider many people his friend Disclaimer: I'm sure all the brilliant geniuses out there know that I don't own death note, it's character, or even you! They all belong to the creator/creator...
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