Not Friends [Near x reader]

A Little Break: The Story of Christmas in Wammys

You: But Near, it's Christmas! You have to get me a gift! I got you one!

Near: I do not care, you didn't need to get me one. I'm not even religious.

You: ugh, it's not all about religion!

Near: it is.

You: ok, maybe a little bit. But still!

Near: Nobody in Wammy's ever gotten each other gifts. We can get whatever we want at any time of the day.

You: But Christmas is special!!! Cmon, at least get one for me, Matt, and Mello. Or do you guys want to do a Secret Santa?

Near: Santa is not real.

You: That's not...ok. Stop ruining people's dreams! I'll go get Matt and Mello over!

You prance to their rooms, and drag them to your room, and slam the door shut.

Matt: Aw wtf, I was on level 19!

Mello: What do you want?! Why am I being dragged here?

You: Don't be so pessimistic Mello. And video games are gonna distract our meeting session.

Matt: More like this meeting session is distracting me from my video games.

You: In two days it's Christmas, and we have to get each other presents!

M&M: What?! Why?

You: Ooh, synchronization, I like it. And because it's Christmas! A holiday of giving and receiving gifts from our peers! We can either all give each other gifts or do a Secret Santa.

Mello: I'd rather be a Satanist than give the sheep over there a gift.

You: Hahaha, what a joke! Aren't you already a Satanist? But seriously, choose! Secret Santa or we all receive a gift!

Matt: this is a waste of time, I'm leaving.

You: Hahaha, this is why I put the lock on the outside!

Matt: What?! What purpose does it serve?!

You: Locking you guys in, of course!

Mello: Well, it's not locked since only somebody from the outside can lock it.

Near: Actually it is, if you slam the door like Anything just did, the lock goes into place. The only way to get out is to break the door or wait until somebody notices we're not there. This is why recently I've been spending all my time outside my room.

Mello: You gotta be kidding.

Matt: No!! I was on level 19!

Mello: Wait, my chocolate!!

You: You have to give everybody here a present, excluding yourself and my teddy bear, although he would love a gift.

Mello: Why do such an idiotic thing?!

You: Because it's Christmas, so we-

Matt: No, you doofus! Mello meant why put a lock on he outside that can EASILY LOCK YOU IN?!

Mello: Actually, I meant why we should protect a stupid tradition of giving each their gi-

Near: Because one day she slammed the door down and she read a book on how to fix a door so she tried it for herself but she said we needed "extra security" so she gorilla glued a metal sliding lock on the wrong side.