Our Time (Book 3) [Naruto Fairy Tail Crossover Fanfic]

Chapter 63

*First person pov*

"..... Eh?" Well, Obito shot the bijuu laser thing beam, but it missed by a long shot. "He missed...? On purpose...? What the hell?" Keiko asked, confused as she looked at the valley like thing many meters away from us. "Kakashi! Guy! Sorry for the wait!" I looked around to see the whole shinobi here. The one who yelled was a Hyuuga carrying dude, followed by Hinata carrying Ino. "Naruto-kun, are you okay!?" Hinata yelled, concerned for her crush. "They were able to break in just two seconds a perfect shintenshin done with the Hyuuga's support!" Ino said, and Keiko sighed in relief. "Thank god Ino!" Keiko said, climbing into my arms since she's tired, I guess. "But you still managed to shift that huge attack's position! You did a great job!" The other Hyuuga said... Oh shoot. I forgot that was Hisashi... or was it Hizashi? Dammit, I can't tell, they're twins. I forgot which one was the living. Well, the rest of the army was arriving as well. The Amburame clan was sending their bugs to attack the Juubi, Kirigakure was using their water jutsu and stuff, everything. "Don't act tough just because Hinata is here, Naruto!" Kiba yelled to Naruto. What, did Naruto start acting tough around Hinata...? I shit eating grin etched onto my face as I started elbowing Naruto. "Yeah, yeah, tough around Hinata, eh? Have you finally moved on from Sakura? Good for you!" I laughed obnoxiously, slapping Naruto's back. "We're here, Naruto! Cassie!" Choji said, arriving with Shikamaru and a few other people. Darui's divison was finally here... wait, Ino's a part of it too so they were here this whole time? What the hell, why did it take Choji and Shikamaru so long to get here!? "Good, now they won't be able to sense us so easily." Shikamaru said, and I gave him a look. Dummy, there's a whole freaking army here still with chakra, WE'RE DEERS IN HEADLIGHTS!! Heh... get it? Because the Nara clan has deers and takes care of deer and deers are literally Nara's spirit animals.......... nevermind. That was stupid. BUT STILL WHERE DID YOUR BRAINS GO SHIKAMARU!? "B-sama, you're doing better than we thought!!!" Karui arrived, along with Omoi. "B-sama! So you're not seriously wounded!" Omoi said, relieved. More kids arrived, Lee, Sai, Sakura, and yeah, that's all I can see so far. "1st team arrived!" "2nd team arrived!" "3rd team arrived!" "4th team arrived!!" They all yelled at the same time. The other teams such as sensing team and the medical team have arrived. "Now, we're not a disorderly crowd anymore!!" Naruto yelled, and the mist disappeared that the mist nin used, yeah. We're naked now.. not literally. You know what I mean. "Fuuton: Kazekiri no Jutsu!! It's a super amazing jutsu, the strongest one that ever existed in the shinobi world! And it can win against the Infinite Tskuyomi... keep it in mind!!" Naruto yelled, and I gave him a look. Wait, when the fuck did Naruto learn such a jutsu!? God dammit I need to review the manga again!! I'm going to be honest, I don't know how Naruto learned that jutsu thing too haha. I forgot how he learned it. We are doofs. Doof? Yeah, doof. I'm a doof, you're a doof, we're all doofs. Come to think of it... Balice hasn't been- (WOULD YOU STOP BRINGING ME INTO THE STORY!?) Alright, jeez, I just wanted to say that you haven't been updating very much, which means less time we get to spend with our viewers. What's going on? (Dude, didn't I tell you guys? I'm in high school now, and I actually need to focus... I want to go to college.) Well, sucks for you. Hehe, I already finished school! Ninja school for a few weeks doesn't count. (Anyways! Get back to the stories! Or no dessert tonight!) Meep! DON'T DEPRIVE ME FROM MAH PUDDIN'!! "The shinobi alliance no jutsu, eh? That's quite a forced interpretation." Madara said. Wait, what the hell!? Shinobi Alliance no Jutsu!? Where did he come up with that idea!? There was no mention of Shinobi Alliance no Jutsu!! Where did that come from!? (Ohhhhh I see. The website where I'm getting the dialog did NOT add the Shinobi Alliance no jutsu to Naruto's dialog. I mean, take a look at the page.)

 (SERIOUSLY IT JUST SAYS '...NO JUTSU'! HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO READ THAT AS 'SHINOBI ALLIANCE NO JUTSU'!!?) Ehhh you have a point. You're gonna edit all of this out, right? (Hell no! I got homework to worry about, now just get on with the story and leave me out of this!) Alright, alright. "We'll use this jutsu to stop you!!" Naruto yelled, irritated. "You're wrong. Why can't you understand that stopping us is useless? Your 'jutsu' will dissolve as soon as this war is over... And then someone will try to do what we're doing now again. You can't win in this world, no matter how much you struggle. By now, you should know... that there is no hope in this world!" Obito yelled, I swear Obito is the most stubborn person ever. "Obito, your opinion is shit... Unreasonable as hell." Keiko whispered to me, and I nodded. "I don't care about that, in my opinion there still is!!" Naruto argued. A little moment had passed, and Madara sighed. "It's useless to argue over that during a battle. Let's get this over with." Madara said, actually, I couldn't agree more. I swear to god every battle in Naruto is like 'oh, I know we're going to battle and stuff but let me tell you my life story'. Seriously, if I'm going to fight you, we're just going to fight, I don't give a damn about what tragic fucked up shit happened to you. Well that's cold. Shut it Okamia. "When people have different opinions, you should apply the majority rule. What do we do?" Naruto asked Obito, and I looked at Naruto with a 'really' look. Does it look like Obito would care about our opinion? Yes, later, but still. "Nice proposal. Then... We will decide after exterminating everyone. And then...." Obito trailed off, but Naruto started speaking before he can continue. "So that's your choice... but..." Naruto trailed off too. "This world..." Both of them said at the same time, then look at each other in the eyes in rivalry, opening their mouths to finish their sentences.

"WON'T END!!"

"IS GONNA END!!"

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