Our Time (Book 3) [Naruto Fairy Tail Crossover Fanfic]

Chapter 64

*First person pov*

"LET'S GO, EVERYONE!!" "IT'S A DECISIVE FIGHT!!" "GO!!" People all around us shout, charging at the bulbasaur reject. (Really?) What? (You've made that same joke for who knows how long. Can't you come up with a better roast?) Ok, why don't you try to come up with a roast to call this thing!? I don't know what the hell it looks like! (###########################) ..... Are you even allowed to say this on Wattpad? That was.... kinda graphic. I mean, that wasn't even funny... that was just.... (I REALLY should edit that out. If any of you are really curious on what I said, I'll put that in the end if you dare.) Seriously... that was.... just wrong. I don't think you should put it at ALL. I don't think it was that bad though. Yeah... but you really pushed the limits Balice... even for me hahaha. (I'll put it anyways. If my readers dare, that is XD.) Don't. It was 100% bad. Everyone was charging at the Juubi using various jutsus, such as storm kekkei genkai to create some kind of laser rave to blind the enemies. "WOOO!!! HELL YEAH!!" Keiko cheered, blaring music on her phone, connected to speakers as she danced.

(Watch until the dancing is done, but if you want to continue watching to the end which is the bloopers, go ahead. And also if you want to know who this fabulous person is he is Twamiz and he is my spirit animal. Just saying.)

"Wait... what? What the hell, why the fuck are you dancing to Wii music!?" I yelled as she started twerking to the Wii music. "Let's be honest, Wii music is so annoying but it's so catchy you want to dance to it!!" Keiko answered, then the music stopped all of a sudden. She then pulling sunglasses out of nowhere, putting a chain on, counting down her fingers. Once she got to three, the Wii music turned into some kind of remix, and Keiko was turnt up. She even did that dab thing, and I stared at her like 'bruh'. I sighed heavily, grabbing what was 'my' phone and turned it off and shoved it in my pocket. "Hey! Why did you do that!?" Keiko yelled, like I was some kind of DJ in a club that played a lit song for only a few seconds then switched to some children's song or something. "We're in a god damned war, we can't be doing this!" I yelled, and Keiko groaned. "Well if it's not my fault that I want to live whatever I have left to the fullest.... oh and by the way, if I die, play Wii music at my funeral." And making a little story short, after she said that I threw her speaker- which I don't even know where she got- at her and bounced off her fat little, cute, adorable, kitten head. You know... Inochi and Shikaku were giving out orders through our heads but you and Keiko were just ignoring the orders. Wait what!? When!? While you and Keiko were fooling around like a bunch of fucking idiots. Well, you were listening to what they were saying, right!? Fine. What gonna happen that they're gonna trap the Juubi and stuff, and yeah. Seriously? Give me a better explanation. Right now, you're just a back up. If something goes wrong, you're going to use 'Fire Dragon's Roasting Bath' along with the other dragon's version of it, since they could utterly destroy everything if they were to attack with everyone. Except Ooba, when the plan goes wrong she'll get everyone out of ther with her physic ability.What!? How the hell did Shikaku know about that!? Plus, I'm bad at that jutsu! Well, make it work. Look, here they go now. Since Keiko and I were messing around and I was talking with Okamia, the Shinobi made some kind of pit with the Juubi in it, some kinda hardened crust around it restraining it. Everyone jumped down there, attacking the Juubi with all their special jutsus unique to them. Just when they got halfway down the pit, the Juubi's tail turned into a huge hand and knocked them all out, causing a huge tremor and rocks flying everywhere. I had to dig my feet into the ground as I held onto Keiko tight with one arm, covering my eyes with my other arm to keep the dust out of my eyes. "It failed! Go Ooba!" Makarov yelled, and Ooba growled as the wind was getting lighter, since she was using her powers to slow the winds down and the shinobi were stuck in mid air safely. I filled my lungs up with fire, as much as I can. The other dragons, Jiemma and Makarov, was also filing their element up their lungs besides Ooba, she's handling the shinobi. Fire Dragon's- "ROASTING BATH!!" The hell? That wasn't my voice, I don't shout out my attack names. I'm not an amateur. Unless..."WHY ARE YOU HERE!?" I yelled, pointing at Natsu beside, who was blowing fire at the Juubi. I was in so much shock, my attack failed and I just puked my attack into a little puddle of fire. That was embarrassing. Natsu finished his attack, turning to me with a grin. "We're here to help!" Natsu said, giving me a closed eyed smile as he gave me a thumbs up. "We're all here too!" Gajeel yelled, and Wendy beside him, waving. "Wha-" I shut my mouth when SOMEONE started messing up my hair. "Twerp." Laxus greeted, and I huffed. "Brat. I forget, did you ever master the rasengan?" I asked, wacking his hand away. "I'm pretty sure I told you I did." Laxus said, and I chuckled. "Good, because we don't need any dead weight." Laxus glared at me, and Wendy was paling a little. "Um... I think we should focus on the Juubi Cassie-san." Wendy said, and I turned back to the Juubi, and paled. "We're fucked."

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Why is everyone still here? Well, I'm pretty sure they want to hear what Balice wants to say. (Oh shoot, really? Oh god, this isn't good. I was joking.)Well, now you have to put that.... sentence... here so they can read it. Are you proud of yourself? (No. Fine, I'll put it.)

*Warning, this actually disturbed myself and made me question how contaminated my mind actually is. Viewer discretion advised.*

(I was gonna say that the Juubi looked like a Mike wazaowziki whatever his name is and his girlfriend from monsters Inc, BOB from Monsters vs Aliens, a minion, Leela from Futurama, agent Peakley from Lilo and Stitch, and plankton had a love child with a hideous dog with multiple tails. And this statement is so, so wrong on so many levels.) Ya think!?

(Also pls don't kill me for this filler thing I'm trying to get a chapter ready and I know it's annoying I include myself but I can't help it ;_; I need something to fill in.)