Dear Somebody I Really Would Love To Strangle,
It is freaking on like Donkey Kong asshole!
A fish? In my locker? What are you? 5?
That's one of the oldest pranks in the book. Child's play!
For the love of god!
Just you wait, you'll regret your own existence after I'm done with you, Alexander!
Sincerely, A Majorly Pissed Off Noelle
YOU ARE READING
Yours ✅
Romance*Previously know as Dear Somebody I Used To Love* Un-mailed letters from two broken teenage lovers...
