Dear Shell Of The Girl I Used To Love,
Happy New Year! I have washed away my sorrows!
It was fun, honestly! I had a beer or two...or was it ten? I don't know! Then I had some vodka, tequila, mikes hard lemonade, and some really good punch with strawberries in it!
Am I wasted? Noooooo. Not at all!
Okay, so maybe a little, but it was soooooooo worth it! Maybe not in the morning or the next time I join the toilet for a hugging fest, but oh well!
I just wanted to tell you I don't feel anything for Jen. At. All! Well, I might in a sister/ brother type if way, but not our way!
We're deep, like Hippies! Yeeeeaaahhh! Hippies! With their peace signs and nature get togethers.
I called your phone, you answered and I said one word. 'Hi,' I was totally nice to you, Noelle.
What did you do though? You hung up on me! Like Stephanie Tanner would say, 'How RUDE!'
I'm feeling a little dizzy and nauseated now, so I'm just gonna go....
Sincerely, A Very Regretful Drunk Guy
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Romance*Previously know as Dear Somebody I Used To Love* Un-mailed letters from two broken teenage lovers...
