Nerds by Bo Burnham

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I'm a faggot, I'm a retard
I got a girls bag and a v-card
I got three friends and a whack ass ride
You can judge by the cover cause it's shitty on the inside
No girls wanna fuck me, trust me
I don't give a fuck, don't adjust me
Just please shut your face-hole for just one second
"Fuck you faggot, you're so fucking dumb."
Dumb? I'm the dumb one?
Calm down, Bo, just count to ten
Um, one, two, three, whore, I mean four, shit, three, four, five, bitch, I mean six, shit
I quit, I got no patience, you won, I face it
Your life peaks at graduation, well, congratu-fucking-lations

Nerds, the faggots,
the spastic fat chicks who sit in the back with no one to do their lab with,
The kid with acne and tons of Proactive packed inside his backpack
I got your back, kid

And do you know why, kid, I can rap so mean?
Cause I was reading while you were fucking the prom queen
Huddled up reading, no lacrosse team
"Huddle up, huddle up."
What? You lost me
Sorry, bro, did I interrupt the circle of jerks all circle jerking?
I need saving? No, fuck no
Quote the raven? No, fuck Poe
Ah shit, I'm bitching, listening

They don't know what they're missing
For instance, I like poetry, I like instruments
Maybe we have similar interests?
But it's no fall balls, no balls fall
Just sit and scrawl on the stall walls
At three PM, I pause
That shit sounds like applause

Nerds, the faggots,
The spastic fat chicks who sit in the back with no one to do their lab with,
The kid with acne and tons of Proactive packed inside his backpack
I got your back, kid

Nerds, the faggots,
The spastic fat chicks who sit in the back with no one to do their lab with,
The kid with acne and tons of Proactive packed inside his backpack
I got your back

She stood in line and got cut
Tried out, got cut
Loved art, but the budget got cut
Then, she got numb
And she only felt when she knelt and cut

Nerds, the faggots,
The spastic fat chicks who sit in the back with no one to do their lab with,
The kid with acne and tons of Proactive packed inside his backpack
I got your back, kid

I know it's bad, kid
I got your back, kid

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