Conner:
Dear Evan Hansen
We've been way too out of touch
Things have been crazy
And it sucks that we don't talk that much
But I should tell you that I think of you each night
I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight
Evan:
Why would you write that?
Jared:
I'm just trying to tell the truth.
Evan:
This needs to be perfect. These emails have to prove that we were actually friends. Just... I'll do it.
Conner:
I've gotta tell you, life without you has been hard
Jared:
Hard?
Conner:
Has been bad
Jared:
Bad?
Conner:
Has been rough
Jared:
Kinky!
Conner:
And I miss talking about life and other stuff
Jared:
Very specific.
Evan:
Shut up!
Conner:
I like my parents
Jared:
Who says that?
Conner:
I love my parents
But each day's another fight
If I stop smoking drugs
Then everything might be alright
Jared:
Smoking drugs?
Evan:
Just fix it!
Conner:
If I stop smoking crack
Evan:
Crack?!
Conner:
If I stop smoking pot
Then everything might be alright
I'll take your advice
I'll try to be more nice
I'll turn it around
Wait and see
Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
It's easy to change if you give if your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, me
Jared:
Are we done yet?
Evan:
Well, I can't just give them one email. I want to show that I was, like, a good friend, you know?
Jared:
Oh my god.
Evan:
Dear Conner Murphy
Yes, I also miss our talks
Stop doing drugs
Just try to take deep breaths and go on walks
Jared:
No.
Evan:
I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees
Jared:
No!
Evan:
You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise
Jared:
Absolutely not.
Evan:
Dude, I'm proud of you
Just keep pushing through
You're turning around
I can see
Conner:
Just wait and see!
Evan and Conner:
Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
It's easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, me
Conner:
My sister's hot.
Evan:
What the hell!
Jared:
My bad.
Conner:
Dear Evan Hansen
Thanks for every note you send
Evan:
Dear Conner Murphy
I'm just glad to be your friend
Evan and Conner:
Our friendship goes beyond
Your average kind of bond
Evan:
But not because we're gay
Conner:
No, not because we're gay
Evan and Conner:
We're close, but not that way
The only man that I love is my dad
Conner:
Well anyway
Evan:
You're getting better everyday
Conner:
I'm getting better everyday
Evan and Conner:
We're getting better everyday
All:
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
It's easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely
Miss you dearly
Sincerely, me
Sincerely, me
Sincerely, me
Sincerely, me
YOU ARE READING
Song Lyrics
RandomJust something for me to do when I get bored. Also helps me relive stress for some odd reason. And you guys get to see which songs I like, kinda a win-win situation. (I don't own any songs in this book. Absolutely NONE.)
