Heather Chandler:
Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far
Why now are you pulling on my dick?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch!
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up biatch
Heathers Duke and McNamara:
I like!
Heather Chandler:
Looking hot
Buying stuff they cannot
Heathers Duke and McNamara:
I like!
Heather Chandler:
Drinking hard
Maxing dad's credit card
Heathers Duke and McNamara:
I like!
Heather Chandler:
Skipping gym
Scaring her
Screwing him
Heathers Duke and McNamara:
I like!
Heather Chandler:
Killer clothes
All Heathers:
Kicking nerds in the nose!
Heather Chandler:
If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack
Heathers Duke and McNamara:
Whoa!
Heather Chandler:
Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsha with the quarterback
All Heathers:
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Honey, whatcha waiting for?
Welcome to my candy store
It's time for you to prove
You're not a loser anymore
Then step into my candy store
Heathers Chandler and McNamara:
Guys fall
Heather Duke:
At your feet
Pay the check
Heather McNamara:
Help you cheat
All Heathers:
All you
Heather Duke:
Have to do
Heather Chandler:
Say goodbye to Shamu
All Heathers:
That freak's
Heather McNamara:
Not your friend
I can tell in the end
All Heathers:
If she
Heather McNamara:
Had your shot
All Heathers:
She would leave you to rot
Heather McNamara:
Course if you don't care
Fine, go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on
All Heathers:
Whoa
Heather McNamara:
Or forget the creep
Heather Duke:
And get in my jeep
Heather Chandler:
Let's go tear up someone's lawn
All Heathers:
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Honey, whatcha waiting for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove
You're not a pussy anymore
Then step into my candy store
Heather Chandler:
You can join the team
Heathers Duke and McNamara:
Or you can bitch and moan
Heather Chandler:
You can live the dream
Heathers Duke and McNamara:
Or you can die alone
Heather Chandler:
You can fly with eagles
All Heathers:
Or if you prefer
Heather Chandler:
Keep on testing me
Heathers Duke and McNamara:
And end up like her!
Martha:
Veronica, look!
Ram invited me to his homecoming party
This proves he's been thinking about me
Veronica:
Color me stoked
Martha:
I'm so happy!
All Heathers:
Whoa
Heather Duke:
Honey, whatcha waiting for-
Heather Chandler:
SHUT UP HEATHER!
All Heathers:
Step into my candy store
Time for you to prove
You're not a lame ass anymore
Then step into my candy store
It's my candy store
It's my candy
It's my candy store
It's my candy
It's my candy store
It's my candy store!
YOU ARE READING
Song Lyrics
RandomJust something for me to do when I get bored. Also helps me relive stress for some odd reason. And you guys get to see which songs I like, kinda a win-win situation. (I don't own any songs in this book. Absolutely NONE.)
