Song Lyrics

Michael In The Bathroom by George Salazar

I am hanging in the bathroom
At the biggest party of the fall
I could stay right here or disappear
And nobody'd even notice at all
I'm a creeper in a bathroom
Cause my buddy kinda left me alone
But I'd rather fake pee
Than stand awkwardly
Or pretend to check a text on my phone

Everything felt fine
When I was half of a pair
And through no fault of mine
There's no other half there
Now I'm just

Michael in the bathroom
Michael in the bathroom at a party
Forget how long it's been
I'm just Michael in the bathroom
Michael in the bathroom at a party
No, you can't come in
I'm waiting it out till it's time to leave
And picking at grout as I softly grieve
I'm just
Michael who you don't know
Michael flying solo
Michael in the bathroom by himself
All by himself

I am hiding
But he's out there
Just ignoring all our history
Memories get erased
And I'll get replaced
With a newer, cooler version of me

And I hear a drunk girl
Singing along to Whitney through the door
"I wanna dance with somebody!"
And my feelings sink
Cause it makes me think
Now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore
Now it's just

Michael in the bathroom
Michael in the bathroom at a party
I half regret the beers
Michael in the bathroom
Michael in the bathroom at a party
As I choke back the tears
I'll wait as long as I need
Till my face is dry
Or I'll just blame it on weed
Or something in my eye
I'm just
Michael who you don't know
Michael flying solo
Michael in the bathroom by himself

Knock knock knock knock
They're gonna start to shout soon
Knock knock knock knock
Ah hell yeah I'll be out soon
Knock knock knock knock
It's sucks he left me here alone
Knock knock knock knock
Here in this teenage battle zone
Clang clang clang clang
I feel the pressure blowing up
Bang bang bang bang
My big mistake was showing up
Splash splash splash splash
I throw some water in my face

And I am in a better place
I go to open up the door
But I can't hear knocking anymore
And I can't help but yearn
For a different time
And then I look in the mirror
And the present is clearer
And there's no denying
I'm just

...
At a party
Is there a sadder sight than...?
Michael in the bathroom at a party
This is a heinous night
I wish I stayed at home instead
Watching cable porn
Or wish I offed myself instead
Wish I was never born
I'm just Michael
Who's a loner
So he must be a stoner
Rides a PT cruiser
God he's such a loser
Michael flying solo
Who you think that you know
Michael in the bathroom by himself
All by himself
All by himself

When all you know about me is my name

Awesome party

I'm so glad I came