There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong
In his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He would preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he was also the kind of teacher
Women would desireRa ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried onHe ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her sonRa ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried onBut when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
For power became known to more and more people
The demands to do something about this outrageous
Man became louder and louderThis man's just got to go
Declared his enemies
But the ladies begged
Don't you try to do it, please
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap
They're not to blame
Come to visit us they kept demanding
And he really cameRa ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and then said, "I feel fine"Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit
They wanted his head
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was deadOh those Russians
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RandomJust something for me to do when I get bored. Also helps me relive stress for some odd reason. And you guys get to see which songs I like, kinda a win-win situation. (I don't own any songs in this book. Absolutely NONE.)