Lance: *listening to music with headphones*
Lance: *singing loudly*
I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA
TWISTIN' DOPE LEAN AND THE FANTA
CREDIT CARDS AND THE SCAMMERS
HITTIN' OFF LICKS IN THE BANDO
BLACK X6 PHANTOM
WHITE X6 LOOK LIKE A--
Pidge: *slaps Lance*
Lance: --OW! What was that for?!
Pidge: Let me see the headphones.
Lance: WHY?!
Pidge: Give them to me, Lance.
Lance: Ugh fine! *gives the headphones to Pidge*
Pidge: --PANDA!
GOIN' OUT LIKE I'M MONTANA
HUNDRED KILLERS, HUNDRED HAMMERS!
Pidge: *unplugs headphones*
Pidge and Lance:
BLACK X6, PHANTOM
WHITE X6, PANDA!
Hunk: ...really you two?
YOU ARE READING
Voltron Crack Book
Fanfictionhunk is hogging food. keith and lance are making out in the corner. shiro is trying to settle everyone down. allura is crying in a different corner. pidge is probably doing drugs in another corner. coran is getting it all on video. memes are flying...
