Coran: i'm a platypus
Allura: ...what
Coran: i'm a platypus mango
Allura: what are those things?
Coran: i don't know
Coran: but
Coran: i'm a platypus mango
Shiro: are you trying to use earth words to sound cool?
Hunk: you think platypus mango sounds cool?
Pidge: a platypus is an animal and a mango is a food, Coran.
Coran: it still sounds cool
Keith: not really
Lance: churros
Keith: stoP
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Voltron Crack Book
Fanfictionhunk is hogging food. keith and lance are making out in the corner. shiro is trying to settle everyone down. allura is crying in a different corner. pidge is probably doing drugs in another corner. coran is getting it all on video. memes are flying...
