MY ANACONDA DON'T
MY ANACONDA DON'T
MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN
Allura: Uh- as in, like, dinner buns? Oh-- oHH THOSE ONES. THOSE BUNS.
Coran: What am I watching here?
Shiro: Oh, is this Nikki Minaj or something? Yeah, I've heard of her. Matt used to listen to her music ALL the time.
Hunk: Oh.. uhm, okay? Didn't expect this...
Pidge: slAY NIKKI
Lance: AYYE *dances to the music and does what Nikki does*
Keith: Well then... alright.
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE?
IS THIS JUST FANTASY?
CAUGHT IN A LANDSLIDE
NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY
Allura: I do like the song... *dances a little bit to the song*
Coran: Ooh, faces! Faces singing!
Shiro: *hums the song to himself*
Hunk: I think I know this song... but I can't put a finger on where I heard it... oh right--
Pidge: --OPEN YOUR EYES, LOOK UP TO THE SKIES AND SEE
Hunk: ...there.
Lance: My mom used to play this song when she was making breakfast for me and my siblings! We'd all get up and sing the 'I see a little silouetto of a man' part. Heh, good times, good times...
Keith: (listens to it with Pidge all the time) I'M JUST A POOR BOY, I NEED NO SYMPATHY!
FERGALICIOUS
DEFINITION
MAKES THE BOYS GO LOCO
THEY WANT TO KNOW THE SECRETS THAT THEY CAN'T TASTE IN MY PHOTO
Allura: Well, this is pretty catchy I guess...
Coran: *dancing a bit to it*
Shiro: I think Matt listened to this one too... now that I think about it, Matt listened to a lot of things...
Hunk: I like this one! Heh!
Pidge: *about to sing the song but Hunk covers her mouth*
Hunk: no
Lance: *a little bit into the song* IT'S HOT HOT
Keith: I like this song but... Lance is ruining it for me
Lance: *traces Keith's jawline with his finger* They want a taste of what I got~
Keith: sTOP
A/N sorry for the short parts, this is to make up to it.
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Voltron Crack Book
أدب الهواةhunk is hogging food. keith and lance are making out in the corner. shiro is trying to settle everyone down. allura is crying in a different corner. pidge is probably doing drugs in another corner. coran is getting it all on video. memes are flying...
