Lance: last night
Keith: i think i lost my patience
Lance: last night
Keith: i got high as your expectations
Lance: last night
Keith: i came to a realization
Lance: and i hope you can take it, i hope you can take it, oh
Both: i'm too good to you, i'm way too good to you, you take my love for granted, i just don't understand it, oh
i'm too good to you, i'm way too good to you, you take my love for granted, i just don't understand it
Hunk: *wiping away tear*
Pidge: that was beautiful
Shiro: someone please explain why those two just had a duet together?
Pidge: cuz they're gay
Shiro: ...well clearly. but still, that wasn't really necessary
Lance: YOUR HAIRLINE WASN'T REALLY NECESARRY SHIRO
Hunk: oh shnap
Pidge: get rekt scrub
Keith: ...heh. idiot.
Lance: but i'm your idiot, right, Keith???
Keith: of course, Lance...
Lance: yay! *hugs Keith*
Shiro: *uses this time to make a clean getaway*
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Voltron Crack Book
Fanfictionhunk is hogging food. keith and lance are making out in the corner. shiro is trying to settle everyone down. allura is crying in a different corner. pidge is probably doing drugs in another corner. coran is getting it all on video. memes are flying...
