Lance: *looks around the store and spots a 'sexy nurse' costume* Hey Keith I think you should wear this one
Keith: what is i-- NOPE NOPE NONONONONO
Pidge: *finds a mad scientist outfit* pErFeCt
Hunk: i'm gonna be a banana
Shiro: Captain America!
Allura: I'm going to be this... Princess Zelda... thing....
Coran: I'm a mechanic!
Lance: *settles on a cat costume* hEll yes
Keith: fuck you guys I'm Hermione Granger
Lance: it's not leviOsa, it's leviosAaAaAa!
Keith: since when do you watch Harry Potter?
Lance: since- uh... never! i've never watched Harry Potter and i don't have a crush on Draco Malfoy!
Keith: yeah uh-huh whatever
((sorry it's short it was REALLY rushed))
-J ?
YOU ARE READING
Voltron Crack Book
Hayran Kurguhunk is hogging food. keith and lance are making out in the corner. shiro is trying to settle everyone down. allura is crying in a different corner. pidge is probably doing drugs in another corner. coran is getting it all on video. memes are flying...
