Lance: AHAHAHAHA
Pidge: uh, Lance...?
Lance: I SEE... pretty cOLoRssS
Hunk: Dude what happened?
Lance: Hunk.. here have tHIs *shoves bread in his face*
Keith: ...what the hell is wrong with you?
Lance: AwwE shUT YOUr quIZnaK MullET... Pretty mulleT... I wanna kIss you, MulleT.. *passionately kisses Keith*
Keith: WHOA, WHAT THE-- HELL- LANCE--!!!
Shiro: He's drunk...
Allura: "drunk"...?
Pidge: when he drinks too much liquior.
Lance: *takes hand out of Keith's pants and points at Pidge* oH leave it to pIDge to explaIN everyTHINg!!1!
Keith: *picks Lance up bridal style* you're gonna be hard to deal with in the morning... come on let's get you back to bed...
Hunk: why do you deal with him in the morning at all, Keith? We don't technically need to see each other until Training, which is an hour after lunch...?
Pidge: yeah, I thought you guys were sworn enemies!
Keith: ...shut it. *carries Lance away*
-15 minutes later-
Coran: *runs in* GUYS! I KNOW WHAT I SAID... but the castle-ship might be haunted!
Shiro: what makes you think so?
Coran: I keep hearing groaning sounds from Lance's room! And I think the thing haunting us is going after Keith, because it kept moaning his name!
Pidge: ....what
Hunk: OKAY- WHAT
Shiro: *space dad mode* WHAT? HOW DARE THOSE TWO DO THAT! THEY'RE TOO YOUNG!
Allura: *smiles cause she a clueless bean*
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Voltron Crack Book
Fanfictionhunk is hogging food. keith and lance are making out in the corner. shiro is trying to settle everyone down. allura is crying in a different corner. pidge is probably doing drugs in another corner. coran is getting it all on video. memes are flying...
