Coran: EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOIN, EGGS, BACON, GRITS
e/o: SAUSAGE!
Allura: I'M A PRINCESS, I GET THAT
e/o: SAUSAGE!
Shiro: I TRAIN HARD THEN I EAT SOME
e/o: SAUSAGE!
Pidge: I'M A TECH GEEK BUT I STILL GET
e/o: SAUSAGE!
Hunk: SURE I LIKE FOOD, BUT MY FAVORITE IS
e/o: SAUSAGE!
Keith: I'M A GAY NIQQA AND I EAT THAT
e/o: SAUSAGE! (he's probably talking about Lance's tbh)
Lance: I LIKE GIRLS BUT I'LL EAT KEITH'S
e/o: SAUSAGE! (kinky)
Coran: I'M A RED HEAD BUT I STILL GET
e/o: SAUSAGE! SA-SA-SA-SA-SA-SAUSAGE!
Zarkon: I'm evil, can i still take sausage?
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Voltron Crack Book
Fanfictionhunk is hogging food. keith and lance are making out in the corner. shiro is trying to settle everyone down. allura is crying in a different corner. pidge is probably doing drugs in another corner. coran is getting it all on video. memes are flying...
