FIRST BIRTHDAY!
(Ok so I'm going to be referring to 'original' Theodosia as Theodosia, and I'll refer to Theodosia JR. as Theo to make it easier, if that makes sense.)
John's POV
[Group Chat Name: Operation Baguette]
HORSEFUCKER: I bought a ring.
SinnamonRoll: You bought a ring!!
HORSEFUCKER: I picked out a place to propose to him.
marriedgay™: You picked out a place!!
HORSEFUCKER: He's gonna say no.
CinnamonRoll: He's gonna say no!!
CinnamonRoll: wait what
HORSEFUCKER: Why would he say yes to a guy like me? My name is literally HORSEFUCKER. I'm just like a summer fling that's been dragged out for too long. He doesn't want to marry me.
CinnamonRoll: You're the best horse fucker in the world. We love you and so does Laf. He'd love you even if you proposed to him with a ring pop in a public bathroom.
BESTHORSEFUCKERINTHEWORLD: No he doesn't.
BESTHORSEFUCKERINTHEWORLD: Who the fuck changed my name.
CinnamonRoll: 🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻
BESTHORSEFUCKERINTHEWORLD: Guys, stop. He doesn't like me. Okay?
BESTHORSEFUCKERINTHEWORLD: Maybe he'll break up with me at Philip's birthday party. Perfect break up location.
marriedgay™: no???? ? ???? he won't????????? He loves you.
SinnamonRoll: You better not be getting cold feet.
BESTHORSEFUCKERINTHEWORLD:
aNDPEGGY: What the fuck guys it's 4 AM.
aNDPEGGY: Why the fuck are you all up?
aNDPEGGY: And why the fuck do you think he doesn't love you like the boys head over fucking heels for you. I know that's a really fucking outdated phrase but fucking seriously. He literally sent me a text the other day asking me what kind of fucking brand of fucking thread you like to give you a gift. What the fuck. Who loves someone that much that they go out of their way to get them some high-quality over-priced stretched cotton? Laf. That's fucking who. He fucking loves you. Now I'm going the fuck to sleep, because I say fuck too much when I'm fucking tired. Get the fuck out with ya he doesn't love me fucking bullshit you fucking turd. Fuck you. Peggy mother fucking out. ✌🏿✌🏿️
BESTHORSEFUCKERINTHEWORLD: Ok first of all, it's not just over priced stretched cotton.
BESTHORSEFUCKERINTHEWORLD: Second of all, why you gotta say fuck so much.
BESTHORSEFUCKERINTHEWORLD: Third, fuck you too.
BESTHORSEFUCKERINTHEWORLD: Fourth, I have never had someone tell me something so nice so meanly. Thank you.
BESTHORSEFUCKERINTHEWORLD: Fifth, where the fuck is Alex?? I know he's not sleeping.
BESTHORSEFUCKERINTHEWORLD: AND CHANGE MY NAME BACK!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!
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Domestic Life Was Never Quite My Style
FanfictionThe sequel to Hamilton University: Senior Year!!! Join the meme team in growing up, getting married, and even having kids. Will they stay together, or drift apart? IF YOU KNOW WHO DREW THE COVER PLEASE TELL ME!! Word Count: 68,600
