Okay
So Izuru has every talent in the world, right? He can literally do ANYTHING, earning him the title of the Ultimate Hope. Well, somewhat.
So... that means he has every ability out there.
ANY ability.
So lately I've been thinking of the possible talents that he could have, and I'm wheEZING FROM LAUGHTER
LIKE
LOOK AT THESE
Ultimate Burger Flipper
Ultimate Pooper Scooper
Ultimate Model [imagine Izuru on the cover of a magazine in tight Speedos I'M-]
Ultimate Eater
Ultimate Strippe-- I'll stop
Ultimate Preacher
Ultimate Hot Dog Vendor
Ultimate IKEA Furniture Assembler
And these photos:
PLEASE COMMENT ANY MORE IDEAS AND WE CAN WHEEZE TOGETHER
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Fluffy's FIFTH Book of Randomness and Boredom [MEMES, SCREAMS, AND A CRAZY TEEN]
Random"Another one." Hey, guys!! Looks like we've made it to a FIFTH book of craziness, jokes, memes, boredom, and of course, randomness! You all know how this works! At least, I hope you do. So, let's do this!