I'm staying at my grandparents house this weekend because my parents are out of town, and it's actually pretty fun down here! But I think that the best thing is that they have a BUNCH of stuff that I did as a kid... and I found these yesterday XD
They're like... a tiny paper book... about a cheesy superhero... and have a few illustrations. THEY'RE THE BEST THING EVER I CAN'T
So I'm obviously going to post them rn :P
This first one... I think I might've done it in first or second grade (probably second, though). My grandpa did the illustrations while I wrote.
And since my handwriting is so hard to read, I'll write out what it actually says! Typos and all.
Believe me... there are CRINGY typos XD
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...
THE ADVENTURES OF CHOMANDER.
The Andvenchers of Chomander
*casually covers up name*
All the kids where eating lunch one day, but after a while the trach was blon-up. "I am the Regrgatater!", shouted the trash monster. "CHOMANDER!!!", the kid shouted. As quick as a blink of a I, ...
Chomander brok threw the roof, but as soon as that happened, the Regrgatater started to chase him. After a while, they got tired. So Chomander said: "Do you need a drink?", so Chomander tolk him to the toilet. So he started to drink. But Chomander ...
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Fluffy's FIFTH Book of Randomness and Boredom [MEMES, SCREAMS, AND A CRAZY TEEN]
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