A/N The story is from me but since Sarah is the one in this kik, it's her story today!!!
SarahB8316 Funny story!!!
BeeNo Listening.
SarahB8316 Ouch Brendon
BeeNo What??
SarahB8316 Your username stings
DallonisWeak:( On with the story
SarahB8316 Ok soooo.....Dallon....DID EVERYONE CHANGE THERE USERNAMES????WTF
MommaTyJo I'm the same
Papa'Trick So am I
Peteachu I like my name
KennyAHarris Sorry?
IWishTylerWouldStop My bad?
HurleyDrums Why not?
TrohmanBruh I'm the same
SarahB8316 Ugh.
DallonisWeak:( Tell the story.
SarahB8316 So I met someone and they didn't really know you guys.
Papa'Trick M'kay
SarahB8316 So I showed pictures, and merch, and songs.
KennyAHarris Which songs?
SarahB8316 Well she knew Stressed Out, I Write Sins not Tragedies, and Centuries....Like everyone else in the world. So I showed her Ride, Fairly Local, and HeavyDirtySoul.
IWishTylerWouldStop Good choices
SarahB8316 Ikr. Then for Panic! This is Gospel, Emperor's New Clothes, and Crazy = Genius
BeeNo M'kay
SarahB8316 And for FOB American Beauty/American Psycho, Novocaine, and....Death Vally.
Papa'Trick Ok continue.
SarahB8316 So does everyone here know the part where it goes "so put the 'd' in dirt now baby, baby."?
HurleyDrums Yea
SarahB8316 Panic! And TØP do you know?
BeeNo Yea
IWishTylerWouldStop Uh huh
SarahB8316 So everyone here knows how the second "baby" is said
Peteachu Yup
SarahB8316 After that part, word for word, this is what she said, "Damn, Patrick just like 100× hotter. Like geez. He came come put the 'd' in my dirt."
BeeNo HAHAHAAH OMG THAT'S PRICELESS
Peteachu Dude Patrick just set his phone down and is now staring at the wall.
TrohmanBruh He is to innocent for that kinda language.
SarahB8316 But I was just like..."Uh, I don't think he wants to do that."
DallonisWeak:( Hahaa
SarahB8316 And she walked off...just like that. While I'm sitting here squirming uncomfortablely.
Papa'Trick That's weird dude.
SarahB8316 WELL!!! At least she knows y'all.
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Tru story bruh, And I'm still squirming about it°~°
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FanfictionTyler Joseph Josh Dun Brendon Urie Dallon Weekes Kenny Harris Patrick Stump Pete Wentz Joe Trohman Andy Hurley These are actually Kik messages but same difference
