Band Text Messages

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fabulousunicorn20

duntops

Messagephangirl

No regrets

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JishwaIsDun Hey Tyler

MommaTyJo Hmm?

JishwaIsDun Are your hands heavy? Cuz I can hold them for you.

IShipHisForhead Hey Dallon

DallonisnotWeak What

IShipHisForhead Is there a mirror in your pants? Cuz I can see myself in them.

KennyistheName What? Oooh, ok. This is happening.

Peteachu Hey Patrick.

Papa'Trick ...Yes?

Peteachu Are you the bottom of my laptop? Cuz damn you're hot.

TattooMan Hey Joe

TrohmanBruh Huh?

TattooMan You're name is Nobody, because Hannah Montana says, "Nobody's perfect."

JishwaIsDun Hey Tyler. You're just like my smale toe, I'm gonna bang you in ever piece of furniture.

MommaTyJo Hey Josh, are you a light switch? Cuz you turn me on.

DallonisnotWeak Call me nemo cuz I'm not afraid to touch the butt.

Peteachu You wanna know what's on the menu 'Trick?

Papa'Trick Sure

Peteachu Me-n-u

Papa'Trick Hey Pete, if you were a transformer, you'd be Optimus-fine

TattooMan Hey Joe, are you art? Cuz I wanna nail you against the wall.

TrohmanBruh Dang, I didn't know Andy could be so kinky.

JishwaIsDun Hey Tyler, are you the artic cuz I see a lot if white

IShipHisForhead Oh oh oh oh Oh oH OOOOH. #Kinky

KennyistheName Are you guys Nike? Cuz let's just do it.

DallonisnotWeak Are you pizza Kenny? Cuz I'm wanna slice of dat ass.

IShipHisForhead There's a sale in my bathroom, clothes are 100% off.

Papa'Trick You may fall from a sky or fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me.

Papa'Trick Is your name micky? Cuz you so fine.

[Hey Mickey you so fine... That song yea, dumb butts]

MommaTyJo I'll treat you like hw, slam you against the table and do you all night long.

JishwaIsDun It would be the other way around ;)

TrohmanBruh Nice T-Shirt, can I take you out of it?

TattooMan Are you a strawberry? Cuz I'll bring the whipped cream

KennyistheName Are you a bird? Cuz I wanna be your feather.

IShipHisForhead Hey Dallon, are you a magician? Cuz abraca-damn

DallonisnotWeak Are you God? Cuz I'mma gonna praise that ass.

JishwaIsDun Tyler, are you a sundae? Cuz I want that cherry.

Peteachu Can you be my binder? Cuz I wanna open you up.

Papa'Trick Are you Kevin Hart? Cuz you're dick is pulsing.

Peteachu Pulsing for you.

SarahB8316 My Ships just became real.

JishwaIsDun Oh Hey Sarah

MommaTyJo Hi

IShipHisForhead Wazzup

DallonisnotWeak Hello

KennyistheName Heyo

TattooMan We changed our names back

TrohmanBruh Hello

Peteachu Oh hi

Papa'Trick Hey Sarah

SarahB8316 *Face palm*