Band Text Messages

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DallonisnotWeak  Aah, an afternoon alone with my favorite book, "Broadway
Musicals of the 1940s." No roommate to bother me.
How could it get any better than this?

IShipHisForhead Hi Dallon!

KennyistheName Haha you should have saw that coming.

DallonisnotWeak Hi Brendon.

IShipHisForhead Hey Dal, you'll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning.
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me.

DallonisnotWeak  That's very interesting, maybe because you're famous...

IShipHisForhead He was being real friendly, and I think he was coming on to me. I think he might've thought I was gay!

DallonisnotWeak Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this? Why should I care? I don't care. What did you have for lunch today?

IShipHisForhead Oh, you don't have to get all defensive about it, Dal...

DallonisnotWeak I'm NOT getting defensive! What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay? I'm trying to read...

Peteachu This is golden ...

IShipHisForhead  Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Dal. I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.

DallonisnotWeak I don't want to talk about it, Brendon! This conversation is over!!!

IShipHisForhead Yeah, but...

DallonisnotWeak oVeR!!!

IShipHisForhead Well, okay, but just so you know, if you were gay,
That'd be okay. I mean 'cause, hey,
I'd like you anyway. Because you see, if it were me, I would feel free
To say that I was gay. (but I'm not gay)

DallonisnotWeak Brendon, please! I am trying to read...
What?!

JijushwaisDun I can't wait to see this play out.

IShipHisForhead If you were queer, I'd still be here, year after year, because you're dear
To me. And I know that you
Would accept me too, if I told you today "Hey! Guess what,
I'm gay!"
(But I'm not gay)
I'm happy, just being with you.
So what should it matter to me
What you do in bed with guys?

DallonisnotWeak Brendon, that's GROSS!

TrohmanBruh Lol

IShipHisForhead   No, it's not! If you were gay, I'd shout hooray!
And here I'd stay, but I wouldn't get in your way. You can count on me to always be beside you every day, to tell you it's okay, you were just born that way. And, as they say, it's in your DNA, you're gay!

DallonisnotWeak But I'm not gay!

IShipHisForhead If you WERE gay.

DallonisnotWeak  ...

MommaTyJo That was perfect.

SarahB8316 ^^