Band Text Messages

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IShipHisForhead  There, right there. Look at that tan, well tinted skin. Look at the killer shape he's in. Look at that slightly stubbly chin. Oh please, he's gay, totally gay.

Papa'Trick  I'm not about to celebrate. Every trait could indicate. The totally straight expatriate. This guy's not gay, I say, not gay.

MommaTyJo That is the elephant in the room. Well, is it relevant to assume. That a man who wears perfume, is automatically medically fay?

DallonisnotWeak  But look at his quoft and crispy locks. Look at his silk translucent socks. There's the eternal paradox. Look, what we're seeing, what are we seeing? Is he gay? Of course, he's gay or European?

JijushwaisDun Ahhhhhhh(OoOoOoO)

TrohmanBruh  Gay or European? It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or European? Well, hey don't look at me.

TattooMan You see, they bring their boys up. Different in those charming foreign ports. They play peculiar sports, in shiny shirts and tiny shorts.

KennyistheName  Gay or foreign fella? The answer could take weeks. They will say things like, "Ciao, bella" While they kiss you on both cheeks, oh please.

Peteachu Gay or European? So many shades of gray. Depending on the time of day, the French go either way
Is he gay or European or live right there?

IShipHisForhead  Look at that condescending smirk
Seen it on every guy at work
That is a metro-hetro jerk
That guy's not gay, I say no way

Papa'Trick  That is the elephant in the room. Well, is it relevant to presume that a hottie in that costume, is automatically, radically, ironically, chronically
Certainly, curtainly, genetically, medically gay? Officially gay, officially gay, gay, gay, gay

MommaTyJo *kisses Jenna's hand*

DallonisnotWeak  Dammit, gay or European? So stylish and relaxed. Is he gay or European?
I think his chest is waxed.

JijushwaisDun But they bring their boys up different
There it's culturally diverse
It's not a fashion curse, if he wears a kilt or bears a purse.

TrohmanBruh  Gay or just exotic? I still can't crack the code
Yet, his accent is hypnotic
But his shoes are pointy toed.

TattooMan  Gay or European?
So many shades of gray
But if he turns out straight
I'm free at eight on Saturday.

KennyistheName 
Is he gay or European?
Gay or European?
Gay or Euro-

Peteachu  Wait a minute
Give me a chance to crack this guy
I have an idea I'd like to try(The floor is yours)

IShipHisForhead  So, Mr. Argitacos, This alleged affair with Ms. Windam, has been going on for?

Papa'Trick Two years.

MommaTyJo And your first name again is?

DallonisnotWeak  Nicos

JijushwaisDun  And your boyfriend's name is? 

TrohmanBruh  Carlos...
I'm sorry, I misunderstand
You say boyfriend
I thought you say best friend, Carlos is my best friend.

TattooMan  You bastard, you lying bastard. That's it, I no cover for you, no more. Peoples, I have a big announcement. This man is gay and European

KennyistheName  Whoa, and neither is his place
You've got to stop your being a completely closet case
It's me, not her he's seein'
No matter what he say.

Peteachu  I swear, he never ever, ever swing the other way
You are so gay, you big parfait
You flaming boy in cabaret.

IShipHisForhead I'm straight.

Papa'Trick You were not yesterday

MommaTyJo  So if I may, I'm proud to say

DallonisnotWeak  He's gay and European. He's gay and European.
He's gay and European and gay.

JijushwaisDun Fine okay, I'm gay.

TrohmanBruh Hooray!!!

TattooMan Hooray!!!

KennyistheName Hooray!!!

Peteachu Hooray!!!

SarahB8316  ... leave it to Brendon to make everyone break out in song.