Band Text Messages

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I know, worse author ever. Sorry
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SarahB8316 I summon forth the forehead and the bean

MommaTyJo What?

IShipHisForehead Yes?

SarahB8316 There is a new ship going around.

JijushwaisDun This can't wait?

MommaTyJo Awe, Josh you changed your name to match how I spelled it on Instagram.

JijushwaisDun :D

DallonisnotWeak What is going on? I'm trying to sleep.

Papa'Trick Same

Peteachu Ew, Pat don't use that lingo.

Papa'Trick Ew, don't call me Pat.

Peteachu Sorry

Papa'Trick It's ok.

SarahB8316 Awe

KennyistheName Uh, sleep is a thing?

TattooMan Agreed

TrohmanBruh Agreed

SarahB8316 Well let me talk about the ship then all you weak people can sleep.

JijushwaisDun I'll look at the messages tomorrow. G'night meh frens

MommaTyJo Night.

IShipHisForhead The ship?

SarahB8316 Ok so the ship is between you, Brendon, and Tyler.

IShipHisForhead Once again. Brendon Urie is shipped.

JijushwaisDun I'm sorry, what?

KennyistheName I thought you were going to sleep.

JijushwaisDun shut up Kenny

Peteachu oOoOoOoOoO

Peteachu Jish is jealous.

JijushwaisDun Am not

Peteachu Are to.

SarahB8316 Yeah, the ship is called "bryler". And it can actually be pretty frickin adorable.

IShipHisForhead Sounds adorable ;)

MommaTyJo Oh my gawd Bren.

JijushwaisDun What do you mean the ship is adorable, it doesn't make since. Brendon is Brendon and Tyler is Tyler. They are completely different.

SarahB8316 That's what makes it adorable.

Papa'Trick You ok Josh?

JijushwaisDun Fine.

IShipHisForhead You walk out the door, and you see someone you know, and they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you’re fine when you’re not really fine...😂😂😂

TattooMan Lay off the poor kid.

TrohmanBruh Yea, chill. He just wants his best friend.

KennyistheName Not gonna lie, I would totally give you a high five for that one.

SarahB8316 Honestly though Josh, just look at the pairing and tell me that it's not cute.

DallonisnotWeak I don't see it either.

JijushwaisDun ThAnK yOu Dallon.

SarahB8316  I see a ship with Josh and Dallon too, honestly.

JijushwaisDun I can ish see that one.

IShipHisForhead Um, no

MommaTyJo Yeah no

SarahB8316 Think of a ship name.

JijushwaisDun Yea! While Brendon and Tyler hang out, I can get to know Dallon a little better.

KennyistheName Patrick, Pete, Joe, and Andy...it's about to go down.

Peteachu Let me get it started.

Peteachu So what you're saying is...Joshler and Brallon die. But instead we get Bryler and ... Weekun?

(A/N, come up with a better ship. It's late, I can't think of anything good)

TrohmanBruh Grab some popcorn

Papa'Trick Why?

IShipHisForhead WTF NO

SarahB8316 That's why . . .