NOTE: If you happen to know me and stumbled across this, please do not read. You will either die from cringing, crying (not in a good way), or face palming. You have been warned.
If you're just a random reader coming across this story...please leave. I beg you. Please leave. This book sucks ass and you will be tortured. This book literally has no story line so yeah. I hope you heed my warning and run away as fast as possible.
If you still want to read this...*Prepares funeral* I will be ready. But please don't write hate comments 'cause, ugh, I'm running out of non cliche insults to give.
Go ahead and die reading this shit.
(Not revised in any way so many mistakes!)
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"Give it up," I said tapping my foot impatiently and pointing my gun at him. Yeah that's right. A gun.
"No," the guy snarled, "You won't believe how long it took to get my hands on this piece of shit."
"If it's a piece of shit then why do you even bother with stealing it?" I asked him, cocking my head to the side.
"Good point," he grumbled.
"Besides, I know it took you a month to prepare for this," I said. His eyes grew huge.
"WHAT?!" He yelled. "How did you know?!"
"I have my ways, sweetie."
"Doesn't matter, you will be dead when I'm done with you," He spat out.
"Hurtado Hurtado Hurtado..." I tsked. "I'm the one with the gun, not you."
"Perhaps, but I have the element of surprise."
He struck, spinning his legs, but I was quick and I jumped out of the way. I shot him in the leg and he stopped, wailing with agony.
"And that is why you don't tell your enemy your plan."
Hurtado grimaced.
I just laughed and the I pulled out my dagger and examined it. "Don't ya think this blade is too clean?" I asked him. "I like it to be more...dirty."
Hurtado's eyes grew huge and I smirked.
Then I made a mess. No need to get into the glory details, my friend. Or else you might puke out your meal.
I pulled out my walkie-talkie and turned it on.
"Mission accomplished."
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