NOTICE ¦ k.th [✔]

PART NINE

sooraspeasant:
PARK SOORA YOU ARE SO DEAD WHEN I GET HOME

trashgoddess:
new phone who dis

sooraspeasant:
YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHO THIS IS SINCE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MAKE MY ACCOUNT

trashgoddess:
lol yeah. gotta love that username

sooraspeasant:
istfg you're adopted

trashgoddess:
you're right. I'm too pretty to be related to you

sooraspeasant:
EXCUSE YOU BUT IM A VERY GORGEOUS LOOKING HUMAN

trashgoddess:
alright so i'm excused to leave now? you're boring me

sooraspeasant:
you can leave once you explain why Kim Taehyung just march up to me and tell me to tell you to fuck off

sooraspeasant:
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HUH

sooraspeasant:
WHY DID THE LITTLE BITCH KNOW OF YOUR EXISTENCE

trashgoddess:
HOLY FUCKING HELL ASKDKWKKDL
*message not sent*

trashgoddess:
oghei gotta keep my calm
*message not sent*

trashgoddess:
idk who that is

sooraspeasant:
wat

trashgoddess:
maybe he's lying to u?

sooraspeasant:
let me recall what happened

sooraspeasant:
i was currently walking toward my locker, thinking about why i failed my math exam

sooraspeasant:
idk why my teacher gave me an F? like, i just wanna scream fuck u at her face since it's obvious she gives me low point bc she hates me

sooraspeasant:
like um bruh i studied hard?! why does she h8s me so macho

sooraspeasant:
lol but then again, who doesn't hate me amirite?

trashgoddess:
get to the point you dumbass

sooraspeasant:
just be patient ffs and never call me a dumbass, i can easily snatch your phone

sooraspeasant:
speaking of phones, jaebum broke his while he's currently pooping

sooraspeasant:
lmao it was so funny when he came to me crying like a baby. who knew a guy like him would weep over a phone?

trashgoddess:
goddammit jinyoung what is the point of u telling me all this

sooraspeasant:
huh?

sooraspeasant:
oh, was i telling a story or smth?

trashgoddess:
just tell me what taehyung told u

sooraspeasant:
right, that kimchi guy

sooraspeasant:
i walked toward my locker, dumped my bag inside it when suddenly i was the one getting dumped to the floor

sooraspeasant:
& that bitch taehyung is the one who pushed me. after like 30 seconds of us having a glare contest he said, "tell park soora to leave me alone"

sooraspeasant:
explain yourself bitch

trashgoddess:
o shit i was never good in lying crap. but might as well go for it
*message not sent*

trashgoddess:
he could be talking about another Park Soo-Ra

sooraspeasant:
there's no Park Soo-Ra in our school

trashgoddes:
that's bullshit. what if there is a Park Soo-Ra in ur school huh? HUH??

sooraspeasant:
well then hold on i'm going to ask youngjae

trashgoddess:
wait wat? why?

sooraspeasant:
bc he knows everyone

3 minutes later

sooraspeasant:
there is Park Soo-Ra. a grade below mine

trashgoddess:
wow my lie actually went well wtf i'm a freaking genius
*message not sent*

trashgoddess:
see? he's probably talking abt her

sooraspeasant:
why would he want me to tell Park Soo-Ra to leave him alone?

trashgoddess:
maybe Park Soo-Ra likes him and Taehyung thought she's close with u and so he went to u?

sooraspeasant:
lmao everybody knows i don't talk to anyone except my dudes

sooraspeasant:
well whatever, i'm turning off my phone because it only has five percent. see u later at home

trashgoddess:
ok

trashgoddess:
wew well that's a close one
*message not sent*

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published: August 26, 2016
edited: April 23, 2018