NOTICE ¦ k.th [✔]

PART THIRTEEN

guys pls don't mind the cringey usernames my 14 year old self picked 😭

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trashgoddess has created a group chat

trashgoddess changed the group name to 'soo-ra & others'

trashgoddess:
i have summoned you all here to help me with something

suganotsalt:
nope, fuck this shit I'm out

suganotsalt has left the group chat

trashgoddess added suganotsalt into the group chat

trashgoddess:
if you try to leave the group one more time i won't hesitate to burn all your kumamon plushies

suganotsalt:
and i thought i was the evil one

junkcock:
hyung i didn't know you collected kumamon plushies

suganotsalt:
stfu

babygchin:
oWo

junkcock:
um ok then moving on

trashgoddess:
oh right. anyways i need you guys' help for something

suganotsalt:
why didn't u add ur boyfriend and namjoon into this

trashgoddess:
BECAUSE THEY'RE THE TOPIC DARN IT DUDE

junkcock:
yeah man try to keep up

suganotsalt:
what did u say you little ass b!tch

junkcock:
scroll up hoe

sunshinehobi:
RIP jungkook, will not be missed <3

babygchim:
don't be so rude to my kookie!

trashgoddess:
ugh weird gay assholes

suganotsalt:
who you calling gay huh, ugly?!

trashgoddess:
yoongi i saw u and that guy in the parking lot last night. don't be in such a denial

sunshinehobi:
...

babygchim:
...

junkcock:
...

suganotsalt:
fine whatever I'm gay,, yay can i leave now

trashgoddess:
i haven't even tell you guys yet!!

junkcock:
well make it hurry bc you're boring me

babygchim:
i can entertain you 👀

sunshinehobi:
anyways ...

trashgoddess:
right. so lately seokjin has been acting extra weird. namjoon as well. last night i caught both of them walking inside this creepy alley

trashgoddess:
i wanted to keep following them but damn the alley was scaring the shit out of me and i precious my life yano

trashgoddess:
so can y'all tell me what's going on or am i going to make you my secret spies

suganotsalt:
i'm going with the first option: idk

sunshinehobi:
me 2

babygchim:
me 3

junkcock:
me out

trashgoddess:
try to leave the gc i dare you jeongguk

junkcock:
(: (: (:

trashgoddess:
>:( >:( >:(

junkcock:
o.o

sunshinehobi:
but i'll help you soo-ra <3

trashgoddess:
hmm. why agree so early?

sunshinehobi:
on one condition (;

trashgoddess:
fuck u want

sunshinehobi:
get me someone to date 😉

trashgoddess:
oh ok thats easy

sunshinehobi:
YASSS ILY PARK SOORA, NO HOMO >.<

trashgoddess:
tf

suganotsalt:
can i leave now

trashgoddess:
only if you agree to help (:

suganotsalt:
buy me another kumamon plushie then I'll help

trashgoddess:
lol sure

babygchim:
OH!! I WANT SOMETHING TOO! CAN I HAVE BRAND NEW SHOES??

trashgoddess:
they're expensive so no

babygchim:
r00d

trashgoddess:
s0?

junkcock:
buy me meat then I'll agree

babygchim:
I WANT MEAT TOO

trashgoddess:
fine whatever, I'll treat both of u some meat once this mission is over

suganotsalt:
mission? what are you five?

trashgoddess:
five feet taller than you wHOOP

suganotsalt:
i hate you

trashgoddess:
meh idgaf

sunshinehobi:
so when will this mission be ^.^

trashgoddess:
tonight, SO Y'ALL BITCHES BETTER PREPARE YOURSELVES OR I'M SENDING MY PERSONAL SATAN TO COME AND KILL Y'ALL

suganotsalt:
bitch crazy af

trashgoddess:
bitch can and will kill all your kumamon plushies so stfu

suganotsalt has left the group chat

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published: Sept 1, 2016
edited: June 5, 2018