PART TWELVE

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why do y'all put this book on your reading list but doesn't freaking vote/comment lol. come out you siders 👀

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trashgoddess:
hA i just saw a poTAEto flew around my room

trashgoddess:
hmmm.. IM NOT SURE IF IT'S MY ROOM THO? i mean, WHY IZ IT SO GLITTERY HERE

bitchitstae:
oh god. please don't tell me that you're drunk again

trashgoddess:
hMm, drunk in loveeee

trashgoddess:
yhess,, i m not drunk

bitchitstae:
sigh. you need to stop with your drinking addiction

trashgoddess:
I'm not addicTAEd

trashgoddess:
i onLy drInK wHen i gotoaparty #yheeipei

bitchitstae:
k

trashgoddess:
oh shit. mY head is SpInnIng

trashgoddess:
im gOing home

bitchitstae:
u better

trashgoddess:
but i couldn't find seokjin anywhere :((((((

trashgoddess:
im searching 4 him

bitchitstae:
couldn't u go with somebody else rather than that stupid shit ass boyfriend of urs?

trashgoddess:
shin-hye is on a d8

bitchitstae:
at two in the morning?

trashgoddess:
YESHSHSHSH

trashgoddess:
i just caught a glimpse of seokjin. he's heading outside, maybe he's going home yAy

bitchitstae:
k. i'm going to sleep bye

trashgoddess:
but it's suspicious taetae, he's with namjoon and they're heading down the street abandoning their cat

trashgoddess:
car** lmao.. i love cats

bitchitstae:
ffs don't tell me that you're following them

trashgoddess:
I AM XD

trashgoddess:
they're going inside this alleY..

bitchitstae:
DON'T FOLLOW THEM U DUMBASS

trashgoddess:
WHO YOU CALLING DUMBASS, JERK BOOGER?!

trashgoddess:
MY ASS ISN'T DUMB. IT FUNCTION PERFECTLY FINE. IT CAN PEE, IT CAN POO, AND IT CAN SMELL YOUR BULLSHIT!!!

bitchitstae:
wtf how

bitchitstae:
nvm don't answer that

trashgoddess:
nyeh. im just going hOme by mahself

trashgoddess:
ooohh it's just me, myself and i. solo riding til i die

bitchitstae:
pls stfu

trashgoddess:
taetae come pick me up XD

bitchitstae:
no

trashgoddess:
awh but it will safe a lot of troublesssssss, pweaaasseee

bitchitstae:
no

trashgoddess:
WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO MEAN HUH. STRAIGHT UP M8

trashgoddess:
I'VE FOUGHT MY BROTHER A LOT OF TIMES SO I CAN DEF KNOCK YOU OUT,, TRY ME BITCH

bitchitstae:
jeez bipolar much. why dont u ask ur brother to pick you up huh

trashgoddess:
im afraid i might disturb his uh moment with his boyfriend

bitchitstae:
wait what

trashgoddess:
what

bitchitstae:
jinyoung is gay?

trashgoddess:
yeah but SHHHHHHH he might kill me if he knows

bitchitstae:
who the hell cares, i found something i can use as a blackmail. seems like talking to u isn't always cons to me

trashgoddess:
pls don't. jinyoung may be your arch nemesis but he's still my brother and if you use that against him i would be very disappointed

bitchitstae:
lmao .. disappointed? idgaf honestly. I'm screenshotting this as a proof

trashgoddess:
you don't have to be so mean >:(
YOU MEANIE !!1!!1

bitchitstae:
stfu .. im going to sleep, thanks for the info btw

trashgoddess:
i hope you dream about satan warning u that you've been too much of a meanie

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published: August 31, 2016
edited: June 5, 2018

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