NOTICE ¦ k.th [✔]

PART THREE

trashgoddess:
ure such a poop hole!

trashgoddess:
i agreed to accompany you to jimin's party tonight but instead u ditched me!

trashgoddess:
fuck u and all your little minions. they're a bunch of micro sized dicks who got the brains at the size of a pea

trashgoddess:
gr8. now that i've mentioned pee i have to go to the bathroom.

trashgoddess:
hoseok is nice though. probably the only kind one between all your followers

trashgoddess:
i keep ranting about u to him and he just smiled while he keep handing me this cool soda

bitchitstae:
um, what kind of soda did he gave you?

trashgoddess:
.... idk hehe

bitchitstae:
seriously? you ranted a whole book lengthy sentences and when i asked you a question u only answered with that?

trashgoddess:
well thats bc i really dont know >:(

bitchitstae:
smh. i should be ignoring u right now

trashgoddess:
...

bitchitstae:
?

trashgoddess:
...

bitchitstae:
r u drunk?

trashgoddess:
maybe?

bitchitstae:
YOU JUST HAD A HANGOVER THIS MORNING THOUGH???

trashgoddess:
chill oki maybe i'm not drunk at all. i mean all i've been drinking is three bottles of cool soda that hoseok gave me

bitchitstae:
try to take a picture of the soda

trashgoddess:
good thinking. i can make u jealous by it
*insert picture*

bitchitstae:
wth. i'm not even going to ask why the drinks are all floating on a suspicious yellow looking liquid

trashgoddess:
taetae, those 'suspicious yellow looking liquid' are pees. we're trying to gather all our bladder and dare jeongguk to go skinny dipping in it

bitchitstae:
poor kid, that boy jeongguk is. and what do you mean 'taetae'? I thought you think that i'm seokjin?

trashgoddess:
Junk cock is the one who suggested it himself

trashgoddess:
and nah, i think my mind is 80% drunk and 20% sober. i'm getting there though

bitchitstae:
why taetae though. that's too adorable and the word is definitely not on my dictionary

trashgoddess:
why not

bitchitstae:
sigh. never even try to argue with a drunk person.

bitchitstae:
but you're not as weird as the last time though

trashgoddess:
heh that's because i'm not fully drunk yet u silly. do you prefer random Soo-Ra over sober Soo-ra?

trashgoddess:
lmao sober Soo-Ra should be nicknamed as Sobera

bitchitstae:
nvm

trashgoddess:
did YA KNO TACO CAT SPELLED BA KWAFD SI TACO CAT

bitchitstae:
I know. But did you know dog food lid backwards is dildo of god?

trashgoddess:
OMG!!1! I NEED TO START SAYING THAT TO MY FRIENDS

trashgoddess:
haha sike i don't have friends

trashgoddess:
mY moTtO haS aLwAYs bEen 'fries b4 friends'

bitchitstae:
i literally don't care

trashgoddess:
i wanna go home :( where do u live huh taetae, maybe i can cum over

bitchitstae:
...

bitchitstae:
first, never change 'come' into 'cum' because people might misunderstand

bitchitstae:
and second, i live in Seoul but i'm not giving you my address

trashgoddess:
awe y not. We breathe the same air lolz

bitchitstae:
i'm done with ur drunk ass shit good fucking bye

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published: August 10, 2016
edited: April 17, 2018