NOTICE ¦ k.th [✔]

PART ONE

note:
this is an old story where it's very poor written, contains a lot of plot holes, and has many cringe worthy dialogues. read at your own risk n___n

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trashgoddess:
bby where did ya go

trashgoddess:
you leaf me alone with ur jerky friend namjoon >:(

trashgoddess:
haha leaf 🌵

trashgoddess:
w8 hol on imma bout 2 punch a leaf emoji butt why a cactus showed up

trashgoddess:
🌋

trashgoddess:
no no

trashgoddess:
🌈🌈🌈🌈

trashgoddess
aha there fixed it!!

trashgoddess:
anyways wher r u hidin boi

trashgoddess:
seokjin did u leaf with another girl again? :(

trashgoddess:
AHHAHAH WEL IF U DO THEN WHAT YHE FUCK IDC

trashgoddess:
imma go to hell now, bcs heaven obviously doesn't want me hAh

trashgoddess:
LOL the rooftop looks DOPE asf. Hey i think i found yoora's bra, the chick woulda been happy when i giv it 2 her

trashgoddess:
iM lyk abt 2 die rn HAHAHQ but YOLO amirite,, btw cherries tasted good real good

bitchitstae:
wtf

trashgoddess:
yAYY jinnie u respond :3

bitchitstae:
stop texting me dammit, i'm trying to sleep

trashgoddess:
WHAT IS SLEEP, DEAR MUGGLE?

bitchitstae:
first of all, bitch

bitchitstae:
don't u dare to ever call me a muggle

bitchitstae:
and i'm not seokjin or whoever person u think i'm supposed to be, u messaged the wrong person dumbass

bitchitstae:
& ur drunk, so i suggest that u go home or whatever

trashgoddess:
i think i just saw a unicorn pooped on the sky, hAh is that even possible? meh idk, all i see is candy

trashgoddess:
am i in heaven? God still love me and is kind enough to not send my bootyful ass to hell?

bitchitstae:
ffs, how do i get u to stop texting me

trashgoddes:
wdym jinnie?

bitchitstae:
WHAT THE FUCK HUMAN I AM NOT JINNIE

bitchitstae:
wait this could work

bitchitstae:
alright. so dear .. um trash goddess. why don't u do me a little favor and pls go back to wherever the fuck u belong

trashgoddess:
OKIE JINNIE. WHATEVER U SAY XOXOXOXOXO

trashgoddess:
but how do i get home?

bitchitstae:
sigh. cant u drive yourself home

trashgoddess:
but u kno i got my driving license temporarily taken by my popa :(

bitchitstae:
IDC JUST STOP BOTHERING ME IM TRYING TO SLEEP

trashgoddess:
jinnie:(

bihitstae:
ugh just order a taxi or ask your friend to drive you home

trashgoddess:
okie dokie
👀 seen

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published: August 9, 2016
edited: April 17, 2018