Fairy Tail Ship Oneshots!

Here Comes The... Groom!?

I believe this is a oneshot requested by NikiFanfic!! It's a comedy wedding for ElfGreen, because we all know that their wedding would be absolutely hilarious and delightful to watch. Oh, man, I wish you guys could've gotten a sneak peek at what I planned for this one-shot! Btw: Special guest appearance by Reilin! (My Fairy Tail OC. ^-^)

All I have to say is:
Dammit, Natsu and Gray! XD

And also:

Enjoy!!

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"You're supposed to sit and wait for the vows to be said and done, not eat all the food, Pyro!" Gray fumed at Natsu as the dragon slayer frowned.

"But I wanna eat all the food!" He whined.

"Gray, Natsu," Reilin said as she set out all the delicacies on the long buffet table. "Your arguing definitely isn't gonna help!" She shook her head.

The boys gulped before they dragged the situation any deeper in front of Reilin, and stomped into the kitchen, where they continued their bickering.

"...WELL, I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN TEMPTED TO IF YOU HADN'T DRAGGED ME INTO THAT PLACE!" Natsu was screaming at Gray.

"YOU COULD'VE SMELLED THAT FOOD FROM MILES AWAY, YA FREAKIN' IDIOT!" Gray shouted back.

Natsu almost shot back a curse, but something on the kitchen wall caught his attention. "Hey, what's that?" He asked, tilting his head in concentration.

Gray turned around to look at the strange poster. "Huh... looks like a job request."

Reilin was walking in when she heard the last few words, and her attention went to the paper on the wall. "A job request? On the kitchen wall? Weird!"

Natsu and Gray jumped, turning to face her.

"W-when'd you get here, Rei?" Natsu asked nervously, worried that she'd heard their bickering.

"Just now," Reilin shrugged.

Just then, the bride and groom entered the kitchen, and Reilin beamed. "There's our couple of the day!" She laughed. "What'cha doin'?"

"We're just here to check on the cake," Evergreen answered, chuckling.

"YEAH!" Elfman boomed, making almost everyone in the room flinch.

He inspected the cake closely for a few seconds, and his decision was made: "IT LOOKS MANLY!"

Evergreen checked it out herself and nodded. "It looks quite appetising! Did we interrupt... erm... something when we walked in here?"

Reilin's face went red from embarrassment. "O-oh, no! We just noticed this weird paper on the wall!" She pointed at the supposed job request.

Elfman took it down and put an arm around Evergreen as they inspected it. [cue the Reilin squeal of approval]

Natsu peered at it and squinted at the lettering.

"What's it say, Flame Brain?!" Gray demanded.

"Jeez, gimme a sec, Ice Princess!" Natsu retorted.

He slowly read aloud the words that nobody else understood, just as Erza was walking in.

There was a loud flash, and everybody screamed.

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"What..." Reilin mumbled. "What happened?"