ii. i spit in it

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Manly Men + Misha

[ Misha, Jensen, Laurel ]

You know, every time I look
at this group chat name,
I feel offended.
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Misha
Oh, ur offended? Poor
u. 🐸
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r00d
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Misha
Does it look like i care,
Laurel? 💁🏻‍♂️
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Jen 💙
No, Misha, it doesn't.
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Misha
Then why does she think
I care about her feelings?
😂
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Because you're supposed
to be the nice one, you jerk.
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Jen 💙
Well he's not 😂
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I've realized. I've known
him for how long?
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Misha
Too long. I need to dispose
of you now. 😇
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Jen 💙
Are you killing her?? And
disposing of her body?
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Misha
Maybe. 💁🏻‍♂️
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Wow okay next time you eat
something, I hope you know I
spit in it.
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Misha
I'll just take Jared's
instead. 😈
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Like you can eat all
that food.
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Jen 💙
Have fun eating all that
food, Misha.
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#twins
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Misha
Can we go back to attack
Laurel day? 😐 It's fun.
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Wow.
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I do not appreciate.
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Jen 💙
Do you appreciate
anything?
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Misha
If that ain't the truth. 😂
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Stop with the emojis, man.
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Wow are you leaving me
on read
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I am extra offended, you
dinguses.
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I'm gonna burn ur food bc
ur r00d
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Jared is the only one that gets
good food today bc he doesn't
bully me
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Jen 💙
But he doesn't even know
you. 👀
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Jen 💙
Damnit.
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hA you answered me
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And now you're gone again
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I'm so lonely.
read | 7:16 a.m.

alice's note

they're so cute i can't

[ 12.5.16 ]
[ edited | 12.19.18 ]

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