viii. touched your butt

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Manly Men + Misha

[ Jensen, Jared, Misha, Laurel ]

I am so hungover. I blame
you guys.
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Jen 💙
Shut up. You kept telling
us you had a high
tolerance and could handle
your alcohol.
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Drinking Buddy
What Jensen said. I kept
telling you enough and you
were like "But I need this,
Jared! And I can handle it."
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Well you should have cut
me off anyways.
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Jensen, you know I can't
handle my alcohol.
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And my goddamn fist
hurts. Why does my fist
hurt? I'm trying to stir
the stupid macaroni
and cheese for
myself and it hurts.
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Jen 💙
You punched some dude in
the face.
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WTF
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Drinking Buddy
He touched your butt. 😂
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Misha
What the hell did I miss
last night?? 😭
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You weren't invited, buddy
boy. It was boys night.
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Misha
You're not even a guy!!
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Jen 💙
But she was nice to us. And
she ate more than Jared did.
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Drinking Buddy
She seriously did. She had a
one pound bacon
cheeseburger, an order of
fries, and an order of sweet
potato fries.
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Misha
Wtf how did she even pay for
all that??
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I didn't lmao. Jared paid
for me.
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Jen 💙
#jaurel
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Dear lord you overgrown
man child I cannot even
handle you. Why are you
my best friend?
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Misha
No one knows 😂
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Drinking Buddy
Did you take any headache
meds??
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No bc I have none, sadly.
And sometimes they
don't work on me. I'll
survive. I'm downing
water and eating dark
chocolate, since that
helps me for some
reason.
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Misha
Which is something Jensen
and I have learned. That's
why we have plenty of dark
chocolate in our trailers.
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Yes I might need to come
steal some
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Drinking Buddy
I'm bringing you some. And
two Excedrin.
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Jen 💙
This is why I ship Jaurel.
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Jensen you're asking to get
punched, dude.
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Jk lmao I ain't punching
anyone ever again. My
knuckles are in such
rough shape someone
help me
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Misha
Nah. We don't like you.
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Jen 💙
I mean, I sorta like you, I
guess. But whatever.
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Drinking Buddy
Same. But you're on your
own with cooking. We've
all got jobs, just like
cooking our food is yours.
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You're all so rude to
me. 😂
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Oh look, Jared is here
with my chocolate +
headache meds.
awesome. Adios y'all.
read | 11:24 p.m.

alice's note

ive been slowly planning out the rest of this book so i can prewrite everything.

[ 12.6.16 ]
[ edited | 12.19.18 ]

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