mercy | jared padalecki

[ 56 ] you giant dick

laur 💖
okay what the fuck

jared 😻
what??

laur 💖
i just got your lunch order and
i'm ???

laur 💖
more food than normal for you. a
grilled peanut butter + jelly?
macaroni and cheese? and
your normal burger and fries??

laur 💖
did last night really work up
that much of an appetite??

jared 😻
no dear lord laurel

jared 😻
think about the food for
a second

laur 💖
i have been!!

jared 😻
and any second now

laur 💖
OH MY GOD

laur 💖
WHEN WERE YOU GONNA TELL
ME TOM AND SHEP WERE
HERE, YOU GIANT DICK

jared 😻
not the first time i've heard
that, but last night it wasn't
an insult

laur 💖
shut up. the boys are here. i
wanna see them already.

jared 😻
can they come visit you in the
kitchen? cliff offered to
watch them, but i figure you
guys would enjoy this much
more.

laur 💖
of course!! tom will wanna see
toaster and shep will wanna
help me cook. i'm 10000000%
okay with that. bring me your
boys, babe.

jared 😻
our boys, laur. they're our
boys now.

laur 💖
i don't know why i'm crying in
the club right now.

jared 😻
why are you literally a meme?

laur 💖
shush. bring me our boys.

jared 😻
we're on our way!
[ read at 9:14 a.m. ]

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i'm so over today. i just wanna go home and get drunk and not deal with anything.

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