Weird Girl Fetishes

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Why do you decide to have crushes on vampires girls?

They suck your blood,

Are you stupid?

Trusting guys who crawl in the mud.

Another thing,

Justin Bieber...

He can't sing or dance,

And he needs to stop wearing tight leather pants.

Why do you like guys with six packs,

Isn't that uncomfortable,

Chubby guys give great hugs,

LOLL, go chubby people!

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